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All these PhDs and they expect me to come in on my remote day

How fricking dumb are PhDs to email me late at night on Sunday asking me to drive 2 hours to a job I actively want to get fired from without being too obvious?

They're supposed to be some of the smartest people in the country but still haven't figured out that the faster I get fired, the faster I can frick off to Goombling and doing nothing. I didn't respond to their emails because I wasn't be a fricking loser and drinking all night with friends, something they know nothing about. They'll be lucky I sign into teams on time, luckier if I'm not shitfaced drunk and even luckier if I actually listen to what they have to say.

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How often do you have to go in? That's a huge commute

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1 week on site 1 week off but it varies depending on need. We have a shuttle but my hours don't match the shuttle so I have to drive though it's only happened a few times.

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From chess player, to fly in fly out miner, you've done it all.

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Am I a miner now? Shit, I'm learning more lore about me from this site than my actual life.

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I picture you as a 6'6" hood neighbor with a purple Scatpack Charger (I picture everyone this way).

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I'm 6'5” and usually in business casual outside of days I don't work. I'm also a pasty butt mayo since I'm working indoors when the sun is out

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Whatever you say, LaMarkus ;:)

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That's too tall for a bottom

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I know, it's the sad reality of being a tall bottom that wants to be the little spoon :marseycry:

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I feel bad, I'd drive across the state for you, maybe even to Alaska.

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I just put my car into auto once I get on the I-25 and watch Hulu most of the way outside of known cop areas

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I knew that I would be your valet, I just didn't expect it to be quite so soon.

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You must now larp as Woodhouse.

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I'm pretty sure I can get a prescription for vicodin so I can larp as Dr. House, too.

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Oh nice, that's not so bad then

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It's not bad. Just sucks if you miss the return shuttle. At the very least we have pretty decent accommodations. Way nicer than anything I've had in the clinic or hospital.

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  • Doctors are so stupid they think other doctors are supposed to be smart

  • Spend a million dollars in college and still get called in on your day off

we need a version of :#marseyshitforbrains: with a surgical mask

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:#marseyslm:

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>They're supposed to be some of the smartest people in the country

Didn't some lady write her dissertation on what it's been like with "Marijuana" or some shit as her government name? I'm going back to school for my Masters in the next few years and it's all online lol.

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Are you referring to Dr. Pepsi marijuana or something of the sort? Her dissertation was how names are perceived and nothing relevant to my lab or anything here.

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Maybe. I've been thinking about mine and how I can craft it lazily from life experience. I have a couple good grifts framed but haven't married any topics yet.

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