Ping! Ping!
It's 8:13AM and I wake up hung over as shit in my hotel room. I look to my left and see an overweight Dr. Feelgood snoring. I don't remember exactly what happened last night but I'm sore everywhere. I look over at my cell to read the notification that woke me up.
“Congrats, Frozen. You've hit your numbers for this quarter!” a text from my boss reads. Darn, I guess I did put out. So glad I finally got 200 doctors. That bonus is mine!
I put on a tight black dress and heels and take the elevator to the lobby. The doors open to a sea of more fake blondes than the Republican National Convention. I quickly scarf down my company provided breakfast (20mg instant release Adderall and an expresso) and head to the conference room in the nick of time.
Pulsating disco music fills the air. Plumes of smoke emanate from the front of the stage as colored strobe lights take out the 3 epileptics in the audience.
A Gavin Newsom look-a-like (with whiter teeth) takes the stage leaving a snail trail of hair gel in his wake.
“We've had some big wins this year,” he says. “We have seen an increase in prescriptions for Marseylumimab after it was approved by the FDA in Q2 for Transmisia. Q4 bonuses will be issued next week to reflect a whopping $1.2B increase in clinically questionable claims to Medicare. As always, you'll have the option to choose between hookers and coke for your disbursement.”
I start to ponder which gigolo from cowboys4angels.com I'll hire when the room suddenly gets quiet.
“But,” he says, tears welling in his eyes, voice breaking. “We must always remember what this is really about.”
His chin quivers and a single tear streams down his face. He collects himself, looks up at the crowd and wipes away the tear.
“Putting. The. Patient. First.”
“Now let's go out there and make some frickin' money 😎”
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seriously?! frick
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The acidity of coffee / energy drinks alone is enough to reduce adderall's absorption greatly. Don't take vitamin c / anything acidic for 1-2 hrs before / after amphetamine products.
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frick is this true
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I always thought you just have to wait for one to kick in before consuming the other. Taking both simeltaneously will def cause a reduction in effecriveness though in my experience.
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They should put a massive warning on all coffee products
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my bro said when he had a big study session he pop an addy then burn a heater and he'd get rainman IQ and focus
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did everyone not do this in college? Nice cocktail of addy, cigs, alchy and caffeine and I was
my heart hurts now tho
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From all the injustices of this world a george Floyd?
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I didn't have the hookup
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just had to be in engineering or a fraternity I guess
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The children of doctors I knew all had adderall prescriptions and all sold the pills while pretending they didn't.
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those were the best. dude who got a shit ton but hated it and sold for dirt cheap
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No it doesn't. That's not what competitive inhibition is. Caffeine is an adenosine receptor antagonist & dextro is a monoamine reuptake inhibitor. They act on different neural areas. You could make an argument that the acidity of coffee can reduce absorption but if you eat breakfast the effects are negligible
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Just checked this out and darn, you're right. The psych i went to for my rx must have lied to me
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They don't want u to take them together because it increases physical side effects (sweating, heart rate etc) and can cause panic attacks in some people. For dextroamph based stims (not prodrugs like vyvanse) if u eat vitamin c it can reduce bioavailability, or if u take antacids (like tums) it can increase bioavailability (makes effects stronger) 👍
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mfw cigs are out of style now
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My bowels quiver at the sight.
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Black coffee, a lip of dip, a cig, and a nice morning hangover run are unbeatable for completely evacuating the alcohol induced liquid shits from your body.
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You forgot the stale dregs of last nights Cabernet sitting on your bed side table.
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The future is now, b-word.
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tradition is my lunch break, modernity is my smoke breaks
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Thats cool and all but can I have some Adderall?
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me too!
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I asked first
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im cuter
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Factually untrue
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post yhen
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Na im shy
I have cute hair tho you remember my hair right?
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WAIT WHAT NO
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Look its me in my Marsey shirt I wear it all the time:)
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bro you're built like a rectangle
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😭
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well that didnt work
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No person working in pharmacy has ever uttered those words
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Are you dumb? "Express" means fast. Expresso gives you energy to work fast. It's called a prefix, you illiterate.
Do they even teach Greek in the west anymore?
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Formerly presso
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Sorry BIPOC but I worked for Starbucks for several years and I know what it's called
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I forgive you. After all you were probably born after the west had already fallen
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Every barista you've ever been to where you have said "expresso" has laughed at you after you left. I'm not exaggerating. You're a clown person omega r-slur and a joke to everyone around you.
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Barista-class gender studies manlets deserve their soggy lot in life.
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Also congrats on meeting your numbers
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Post pic
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Thank you for your service
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Tbf hitting your quota 4 days, two of them weekend, into Q4 is pretty impressive.
I bet!
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Hecko I'm Bimothy
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Hi Frozen I just want you to know you're better than this. You aren't a slut and can still change. I'll be here when you turn your life around.
-LongNose
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Heh... I'll have you known that Frozen and me exchanged messages long before you even registered on rdrama... I hit her with the old "Y-you too..."
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I don't exchange messages with her
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!sd marsey prostitute anorexic sharp chin surrounded by pills blonde pantsuit girlboss
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Marsey prostitute anorexic sharp chin surrounded by pills blonde pantsuit girlbossJump in the discussion.
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!sd Marsey frozen
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Marsey frozenJump in the discussion.
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!sd Marsey saves the west
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That's a funny story. You got gumption kid, and I like it.
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No mention of showering/brushing your teeth. Typical unkempt foid behaviour.
"some big wins this year". Isn't that always the case when you get a mab approved? Btw is it made by some fun/cool cells? Like the Chinese hamster ovary cells?
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Were you a science major? Most people aren't familiar with biologics, I'm impressed 🤓
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Nah, just some codecel with some minor interest/crossover into medical stuff.
But I inject myself with a biologic every 2 months, so looked them up a bit.
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Biologics are free money
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This story is fake, but the fact that I'm pretending to believe it says whatever I guess about someone else etc
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how many guys have you hooked up with at the conference babe
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In the pharma world are the viagra booth boys like red bull girls are for bar / fast food moids?
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Thats not a very nutritious breakfast
Trans lives matter
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based
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dont wanna sound rude but didn't
@Garry_Chess prove u are NOT a real drug rep? pretty sure i remember that drama
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Lmao no he didn't
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when i watched painkiller on netflix, i couldn't decide if frozen was the new hoe or the old hoe. definitely the old hoe with the nice cars
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Snapshots:
cowboys4angels.com:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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I don't get it
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That's brilliant, I wish my life was as glamorous as yours
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post feet
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Okay, we get it, you just watched the new Oxycontin show on Netflix, jeez.
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This sounds like that gay show on Netflix about OxyContin
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that's a lot of words my neighbor
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You could have done crack instead of this shit
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