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reddit_lies Reddit/Lies yes it's really me  1yr ago (image post) 291 thread views #210060

There's this r-slurred :marseypaintretard: woodpecker who keeps trying to eat my house :marseykiwivampire:

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This little :marseymaoist: BIPOC :marseyblackfacexmas: perches right :marseyyes: outside :marseygrass: my window :marseyshortbus: and starts hammering away on my vinyl siding every other day or so until I bang on the wall. Today :marseyclueless: he woke me up at 7am. How do I get him to stop?

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Don't they do this to search for worms under the bark? Maybe your house has worms. Or termites :marseyhmm:

Hang a mirror close to it's preferred spot, most birds are stupid and will try to fight their reflections to the death.

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I don't think :marseymindblown: so, I don't allow bugs in my house. I'll try the mirror :marseycontemplatesuicide: thing tho

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