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reddit_lies Reddit/Lies yes it's really me  1yr ago (image post) 291 thread views #210060

There's this r-slurred :marseypaintretard: woodpecker who keeps trying to eat my house :marseykiwivampire:

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This little :marseymaoist: BIPOC :marseyblackfacexmas: perches right :marseyyes: outside :marseygrass: my window :marseyshortbus: and starts hammering away on my vinyl siding every other day or so until I bang on the wall. Today :marseyclueless: he woke me up at 7am. How do I get him to stop?

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I just had one peck a hole in one of my deck's support beams. I'll post a pic here sometime but I'm pretty butthurt about it

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I'm sorry to hear that. I have a good idea for making you feel better, though. :marseythumbsup:

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You'll come over and shoot the woodpecker??

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I was hoping that I could use my mouth for that :marseyshy2:

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y-you're going to eat it??

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I'm going to make love to it :marseynut:

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!zoochads fresh :marseynew: content :marseyraccoonhappy: from BBBB's cousin

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:#marseykink:

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I just thought it up, I haven't tried it yet

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You are built for Big Bird Peepee

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I hope it has some kick to it then because I'm eating it raw.

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