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Me: 
My sperm: 
She's pregnant, it didn't work.
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My coworker: I'm one of 8 kids
Me: wow
My coworker: yeah my parents used the rhythm method
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Your coworker and his siblings should call themselves the quavers.
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!r-slurs new member arriving in 18 years 9 months
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Oh, I meant to post in that thread and tell you that you have to track her temperature at the same time first thing in the morning with a special thermometer to really track when she's ovulating bc just going by when her period is isn't super useful.
Congrats, though
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Morning honey! Time to take your kitty temperature
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It's oral temp, but I prob wouldn't have thought to say that in the post so I'm guessing this is what would have happened
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Unironically assumed it was vaginal
Post woulda been useful a month ago.
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Sorry, king. I really did mean to post
But another dramatic soul on Earth is a blessing
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you can do vaginal temps too! in france i've heard they default to anal ones for fertility tracking temping
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I expect nothing less of the french
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That's true, I just figured his wife wouldn't want a thermometer up her fussy every morning
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when the kid comes out go
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congrats on the s*x
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Mazel Tov in a few months
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Lmao congrats for you guys! Can I be their rdrama godfather?
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Congrats
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Holy shit negro
surely 
thou art capping
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yeah that's what usually happens lol
Gotta get that pullout game.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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When a man finally makes a commitment to give kids, not much foolery he can do without being obvious that he's trying to go back on it.
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Congratulations on your new baby to be!
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You disgusting worms, I can read in TWELVE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. I have a MA in English and a doctorate in Education...
... and EVEN I think that the "classics" are shit for modern kids.
You're not on my level, trust me. So take a MOTHERFRICKING SEAT & leave my people alone.
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You're supposed to do anal/oral when she's ovulating, r-slur.
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