https://rdrama.net/h/personal/post/203796/thinking-about-using-rhythm-method-of
Me: 
My sperm: 
She's pregnant, it didn't work.
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Oh, I meant to post in that thread and tell you that you have to track her temperature at the same time first thing in the morning with a special thermometer to really track when she's ovulating bc just going by when her period is isn't super useful.
Congrats, though
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Morning honey! Time to take your kitty temperature
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It's oral temp, but I prob wouldn't have thought to say that in the post so I'm guessing this is what would have happened
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Unironically assumed it was vaginal
Post woulda been useful a month ago.
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you can do vaginal temps too! in france i've heard they default to anal ones for fertility tracking temping
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I expect nothing less of the french
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That's true, I just figured his wife wouldn't want a thermometer up her fussy every morning
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Sorry, king. I really did mean to post
But another dramatic soul on Earth is a blessing
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