I found this new mole on my shoulder and it was annoying me so I cut it off with kitchen shears. Worked perfectly, now instead of an innocuous mole I now have a giant bleeding gash on my neck, barely covered by a bandaid. My parents are gonna be weirded out and idk how to explain to them there's no psychiatric problems I just felt like cutting them off.
Anyways I was reading online about mole removal and all the anti home remedy stuff was vaguely funny. Like the chemical stuff not working made sense but the anti physical removal stuff was all like “nooo you can't do a mostly harmless procedure on yourself! You might get sepsis!! We need to check if the mole is cancerous!!1!” Yeesh what gatekeepers. Anyways I'll let y'all know if I die or something, mostly just annoyed by the large amounts of blood I'm spurting.
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You know, if you find a new mole, you should really go to the doctor for a biopsy.
If you still have the bit you cut off, take that in to your doctor and tell him/her the r-slurred thing you just did.
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She should, but this isn't gonna convince her lol
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I thought about the episode where the guy does the same thing as me and then dies of cancer while doing it. Unfortunately I was born to two very mole-y people which means it's just my lot in life to find moles I'd never noticed before. The ones I did take off were all standard. I should probably go to a dermatologist anyways.
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