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Somebody in HR is mad that we experiment on apes

Had a discussion about hiring practices because not enough people were getting through to the second interview. I'm not even supposed to be working but I found out HR screening personnel doesn't like that out applicants are completely fine with throwing lab animals in the biohazard bin. That's what I expect them to do and my useless PI would probably agree. They're animals, I would personally shoot them the second they are no longer useful.

Their job is to screen shit applicants, mine is to move it forward, not make personal decisions about worthless animals that are discarded quicker than a pencil.

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I did a research experiment with mice and when we were done with the experiment we had to put them into a gas chamber to euthanize them :marseysad:

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You didn't use the bagel slicer?

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No, we just had to break their necks

:#marseyklennyrip:

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There's a fricking mouse guillotine? That's amazing

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This thing costs $1000 btw, meanwhile I can get a knife for like $10 on Amazon.

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Haha we didn't have one of those, so we just had to snap thwir necks afterwards after the gas chamber:marseycry:

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We never used a gas chamber. Just local analgesic and then snap the neck. Mice and dogs were the best since you just needed to press down with your palm and the analgesic pretty much made them comatose

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Probably more humane than when I did research. We injected nitrogen directly to their heart for a quick death.

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do you offer this as a service?

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No? While I practiced in a state that offered euthanasia upon request following 6 month therapy, I'm against it and would never perform that on a person. I'm also the wrong type of doc to ask.

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Our IRB was really strict. We had to put them to sleep with ketamine, then the gas chamber, and then snap their necks before throwing them out.

I didn't even know a nitrogen injection to the heart was a thing/allowed

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It's kind of an old practice and easier to do. When I had visit labs and do some work there, I just went for the nitrogen method, otherwise I'd just give lidocaine and snap the neck. We aren't under IRB control so it was mostly whatever is most convenient

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Did you also make lamps out of them? :marseytinfoil2:

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No their fur was ruined after we put them on the mice Rollercoaster to finish them off

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Can confirm, I was the ape

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HR foids don't screen bad applicants, they screen :marseyblops2cel:s and then vaguely ask about science shit they truly don't understand beyond keywords on a checklist and just hope you speak confidently and are attractive.

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Their science knowledge is piss poor. I applied to a lab technician job and she had no idea what a northern blot was even though we're running hundreds of them a week in our lab. Maybe know a bit about our lab if applicants have to go through you before they ever talk to the PI or myself.

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yeah it's called rdrama.net

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