Lately I've been getting product placements in my dreams

Anyone else?

I'm concerned that companies are using astral projection as part of their marketing strategy and it's really starting to piss me off

I sometimes get dream segments about Arbys and Dunkin Donuts a fricking hate Arbys and there aren't even any nearby

dunkin is sugar slop

swiffer is a scam just use a REGULAR MOP

one time a guy handed me a razor and told me he gets them subscription and asked if he could shave my balls and I ran away

I'm pretty sure that was gonna turn into ANOTHER PRODUCT PLACEMENT if I didn't run away

months ago I was getting forced barbie nostalgia in my dreams a few times and I didn't like being in the toy store, I said "who cares I want to go to radio shack" (since I was in the past or smth) so they became angry and life size and started chasing me

had a weird dream about buying the perfect shirt at "GAP" and it was overwhelmingly soft and fresh and airy, get solid enough-- while somehow making me look chiseled and sophisticated. It's like the shirt was alive and trying to seduce me. I've never been to a gap in my life and buy all my shirts on ebay

I blocked all ads on youtube & the internet, don't watch cable, and won't use phone apps with ads not even soundcloud-- EW! I use open source apps so that doesn't happen. It drives me crazy watching my mom and sister use random apps they downloaded to do various things and then they have to watch a 20 second video to press another button. It's absurd.

anyway

do you think corporations are paying occulists extra money to advertise to me while I sleep since I'm otherwise a bit hard to reach with advertising?