Fortunately I am working and don't have time to make that confession
Use this thread to tell me your secrets instead.
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I have a confession to make about one of my badges and it is tearing me up inside
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I'm bimothy hello
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I suspected this was the case for a very long time
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!friendsofbimothy deep lore
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I haven't actually done a single thing at work in 2 months other than bill the company I'm consulting for
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I don't think I've done any real work for the past 5 years or so despite getting high employee reviews and merit raises every year. The tasks that I do do I automated with scripts years ago and things that people think take me days are actually done in minutes.
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lmao, what do you work in?
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I didn't leave my truck until 10:30am today, and that was to piss. It's not like my work is difficult, I go at my own pace and nobody checks in on me
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Based
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My bible app streak is 700+ days just because I check the verse of the day. I'm not doing bible study every day. I let people believe otherwise.
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Do Bible In A Year
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How Catholic does it skew?
Follower of Christ
Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.
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Very, it's by Fr Mike Schmitz and Ascension Press. You won't find any abortion or sodomy apologia here. It also has iirc 4 books that you apostates pretend aren't real.
It's really wonderful and I cannot recommend it strongly enough.
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Which 4 books?
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Sry it's 7 -
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None of the good new testament books tho
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God knows.
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My bible streak is several decades (of not opening a bible)
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Got married recently and I've been dumping loads in my wife but I'm pretty nervous to be a father.
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Congratulations!
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Thank you!
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Hey, I've been in there, too. Bump it, c*m brother
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We've all been in his wife tbh
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You need to go back.
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A reminder that only the front hole makes babies.
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Good luck, hope your baby is a quiet one. You can prep for the heck that is toddler years
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I've been eating my kids halloween candy without them knowing. we had a trick or treat event in town this past weekend.
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I am clinically insane and have warrants in 15 states for the crimes of using dog fur to make coats, breeding tarantulas without a permit, cyberstalking, and voicemail fraud.
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their*
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Just one of the fricking many reasons I feel this way
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*They're
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I'm trying to think of a secret to confess but I can't.
I don't really have any, my life's just not that crazy.
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U actually earned one of them?
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I killed a man
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Color?
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Italian
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Thought you said a man :/
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You did him a favor
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1. I just did the two permanent filters for the badges and I already regret it.
2. I still am angry that I don't have the 100,000 win and lose bet badges, I think at the time MB didn't work for them but now it does. I'll probably never have that many MB again.
3. I'm at work and sleepy
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MB always worked for them!
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Why don't I have them then? I did a 100,000 win and loss on Blackjack.
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The slur filter code is there. Just create a tamper monkey script to re-add it
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stfu codecel
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Poors are not allowed to talk to me
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I'm too dumb to do that
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I am making serious efforts to correct my own mediocrity and I believe they will be successful, but I fear my past will continue to haunt me. Can a mediocre man ever become excellent? Will I be allowed to live down my past mistakes? I feel like my only mistake was not being perfect…never been arrested or in trouble, no seriously bad financial decisions….
I feel anxious sometimes.
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You're going to be great
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I found a cute image for the next Fistmas. I can't wait for the image submission thread to be set up this year
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I put on weight during COVID lockdowns and haven't yet lost all of it phew so glad this is a ghost thread.
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Fat pig goes oink oink
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Sneed while you still can
. The darkness encroaches.
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You're straight?
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Cracking my windshield upset me more than i let on.
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I'm getting a lot of credit and traction for the accuracy of my forecast several months ago but all I did was take a model I found on a blog last year and put my company's $100,000 proprietary dataset through it
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I once killed a drifter just to get an erection
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Just vibin
I have no particular reason for it, but I feel chill and happy atm 
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Even though I'm an Oh GEE dramatist, I have no idea how to get my screen to automatically re-size, so I don't have to side-scroll. Willing to pay marsey bux
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Very nice
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...god darnit
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My confession is I weigh less now then when I took my pic for the thin badge. Only badge worth having.
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Admit it, you don't really have a BCC
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