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[Serious Replies Only] What to do when a cop pulls you over and you're about to poop your pants :marseyjeans:

Asking for a friend :marseychinchilla2: :marseysweating:

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Be honest and kind of embarrassed.

Any cop that is pulling you over spends a lot of time in their patrol car, eating shady takeout. They've been in that situation before... So it's kind of humanizing, as long as you're not over-the-top about it.

Just be like, 'Sir I'm really sorry but my stomach is really feeling awful. I really need to find a bathroom ... '.

He is also not going to want to arrest you and deal with cleaning up his car.

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Lunge for his service weapon

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That was the best xkcd comic

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shit yourself and cry. a fricking cop will want to gtfo like a fricking normal person. otherwise they'll be cleaning up after you and days of paperwork.

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quickly reach for your wallet and present your ID. the faster you get it over with, the faster you'll be home :marseywholesome:

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:#marseyshy3:

:#carpgrimer2:

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@Losercel

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That's Muk not Grimer :marseygrimer: wtf carp

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show me both

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correcting

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:#wolfnosepass!::punchfast#::#marseybox:

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:#boxdoggenocide:

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The flow chart is simple:

Can you hold it in a little longer?

Yes :to: Then hold it in a little longer

No :to: Shit your pants

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why were you in such a hurry?

>i literally need to shit

Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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"Officer, I don't believe :marseyparappa: you get paid enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: to clean :marseyjannymini: shit off of me and your car"

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