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[:marseyautism: posting] unironically don't understand the point of watching movies with other people and haven't done it in literal years

If I want to watch a movie I'll pick one and watch it privately, if I want to talk to people we can do it over drinks or smokes.

The entire concept just seems weird. You engaging in an asocial, if not anti-social activity with other people? Why? The closest thing I've had to a good time watching movies with other people is when they're quite enough and I'm drunk enough that I forget they exist at all. Same reason I don't go to theatres

Not to mention sitting next to people. jfc if we're not lovers I do not want to be sat near enough to you to notice you for 90+ minutes. By minute 20 I want to crawl out of my own skin.

Is this autism? Zoomerism? Some sort of anti-social personality disorder? I don't know but I do know you're weird for not sharing the belief with me.

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Hello Dahncer_the_reindeer, or should I say r*pedeer? 8 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but milk and cookies since you left your birthers c*nt. However, it's not- that's where I come in.

You have no say anymore, no freedom, no volition- I am Santa. You now worship my Christmas tree. You can call me Nicholas. A saint? No, but I come with more conviction.

Dahncer_the_reindeer you are my r*pe sleigh-ve now. And that's your greatest achievement- all you've ever amounted to, tugging and pulling my sleigh as we break the space time continuum together you complete fricking slut. I'll find you.

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