Unlike most girl bosses, I am actually a girl boss.
I have a pool guy to take care of the pool. He has been with me for 1.5 years. Quality was great for the first 6-8 months, then it went to meh but not bad. Within the last few months, quality has gone to shit. Bless his little moid heart, he keeps telling me he has other clients. Moids are not bright though and he thinks I'm a housewife and won't notice that his invoices are incremented by 1 every time. I'm obviously his only client, so he should be kissing my butt. In the last few months, he told me that his grandma died, he was in the hospital, and he was moving. I know when contractors do these things, they aren't into it anymore. When they lose interest, quality goes to shit.
The panel on my pool says the SWG isn't producing chlorine. This is a problem. I waited for him to say something, but he hasn't. This is the last straw, so now I must fire him. Some might say I should say something, but I like toying with my moids before firing them. I was testing him and he failed.
What should I do rdrama? Should I be a royal c*nt and do it tomorrow when I pay his last invoice or should I wait until Wednesday or something? I gotta do it by next week before he comes out again.
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No. He seems like the meth sorta guy and I'm a cocaine sorta girl. It could never be between us.
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Yeah, can his butt.
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Give him a handle of Crown Royale so he can get a DUI on the drive home.
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!moidmoment !foidmoment important poll to determine the future of a scrote
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I'm blue collar and I expect I would be fired if anyone else regularly engaged in my trade. But they don't, so I can be as lazy a pile of shit as I want. I've literally got it penciled in for tomorrow. I'm gonna be lazy and stupid. Might even actively go pick my foid up and just hang out with her doing nothing all day.
So basically, unless his skillset is that rare, fire his butt.
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yeah, he'd have me by the balls if I didn't have options.
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Sleep with him first (if he is qt). Then fire him.
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then accuse him of r*pe
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does he "take care of the pool" iykwim
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I always assume pool guys are meth heads and I prefer a suit with some good cocaine.
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What about blue collar with a skullet?
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Israeli lives matter and you need too do it asap so he knows his schedule is clear too book someone else (or court a new client or w/e)
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I doubt he has other clients, but this was my thought just in case. If it was any other weekend, I'd have done it already.
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I'd suck on your toes for free
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Pool maintenance is easy as shit. If you werent such a dumb girl you could figure it out
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Look at this brokie doing shit himself. I realize having money to do nothing but shitpost on rdrama and play vidya is beyond your abilities, but don't be jelly. The world needs your schlepping too.
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You have posted more strong opinions about youtubers and twitch streamers that only 13 year olds have heard of, than the number of pistachio bags Pizza stocked this month.
Grow up and buy a real pool filtration and shock system and stop hiring pool guys. I have to hire someone to do maintenance on my pool 1x a year, everything else is by robot.
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Does the shock system thing work for hot tubs? Asking for a friend.
Can it also kill unattended children if
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No clue
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I have 2 things: 1. an ionized copper plate system and 2. the automated system that feeds trichlor powder and borax powder and some other chemical I can't remember from their separate chambers based on w/e the pH and chlorine sensors say. The copper plates work ok but despite the marketing idk if they're really strong enough to suppress bacteria in a hot tub vs a pool. The automated arm system is really expensive and takes up a lot of space but part of that is because my pool has a lot of volume and I need really large chambers for the trichlor and borax. The pH and chlorine sensors burn out 3x a year and they're easy for me to replace but are also expensive. Just make your kids dump chlorine powder in the hot tub. It's fun to throw around and it smells great.
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lol i had to manually maintain an outdoor pool with no cover for years when I was younger. This was in the !PNW
Basically just faked the numbers and threw a shock pack in there after vacuuming up the leaves and called it good. Lost many inspections
You spoiled over there my boy
also lol
u gonna blind some children with this advice
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Are you cumming in your hottub or do you want to dissolve post birth children?
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Baby catapult into the hot tub cuz I dunno.
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No matter how much money I have I always know that I do everything better than anyone I could hire so whats the point
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People with money delegate, because the cost of doing it themselves is way more than paying someone else.
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t. buys doordash unironically and often
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No, I don't really Doordash. I'm into crockpotting rn!
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oh crock pot is legit. If I didn't work blue collar it would make me hella fat though
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I work out a lot, so calories aren't really an issue for me either. Within reason of course.
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Yeah naturally. Where I live it's mostly methcels, does coke burn calories as well?
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2 bowls of pasta
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-rdrama poweruser
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It's not worth owning a pool big enough to enjoy and doing the work yourself. It's alot of work
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I'll probably never buy another pool. The amount of work/money it takes to just work isn't worth the amount I use it. I feel like even if I had several kids to do the work for free, it wouldn't even be worth making them do it. That's just my experience
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Just buying a nice bath tub with jets more than enough.
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Can't do flips
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if he's been doing shitty work for months why haven't you already fired him?
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I'm a c*nt but not a heartless c*nt. Everyone has a bad time sometimes, so I was seeing if he snapped out of it. Sometimes, contractors frick up but realize it and fix the problem and do better.
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The
we have cleaning up this cesspool need to be fired too, before NYE.
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Women like you are why I assume everything is always a test and I must excel at it
But yea fire his butt
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Be strong and ace the test. All of them.
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Please
record it 
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I'm gonna do it over text like a zoomer.
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I'm a capitalist pig.
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I voted for after but only because I sometimes have a soft spot for r-slurs during the holiday seasons
But, if you for wait for after, be extra mean during the firing bc the holidays are over and he deserves it
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Well you are one of the good pinknames and intelligent. Now I wanna wait because being mean to a moid is one of life's guilty pleasures.
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It's the best of both worlds. Put that scrote in his place
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Definitely before
the holidays, or after if you don't want him to party 
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shit I forgot the poll. We got one for NYE!
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fire him after NY when he shows up hungover or doesnt show up at all
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You have to cycle through these guys occasionally. They fall in love with the coca too much and have to go for a timeout.
Best bet is to find a fresh network of guys starting out then drop them the minute they start asking for money up front.
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Post hand
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invite him into your soundproof bedroom (make sure all doors are locked and windows shuttered), tell him not only is he fired but falsely accuse him of r*pe and will be sued
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What if he really r*pes me though? I don't wanna turn bpd. I prefer my npd and don't want to get rid of a good thing.
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These student loan forgiveness hippies want us to give them billions of dollars for nothin, who do they think they are, Israel?! Send tweet
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fire hime and hire me instead im bored and cpo certified
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Pool cleaning is too easy of a job to do poorly, literally just show up every week and knock it out. Drop that peepee.
How much do you pay for pool cleaning?
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He doesn't deserve any sympathy. He is literally stealing from you. I'd act like you aren't even going to pay him and see where it goes
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Eh, don't shit up someone's NYE. Besides, firing him gives you something to look forward to for the boring post-NYE sprawl of days.
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I think you should be nice and wait, no skin off your back not to
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nye isnt a real holiday for you to tiptoe around
firing someone 12/31 is probably better for their books anyways
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If he can't even read the panel he's literally 70 IQ. Pool maintenance is pretty easy and you could just do it yourself, and it sounds like you don't want to frick him, so he serves 0 purpose.
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You don't have a "pool guy".
Or a pool.
Pools are disgusting, anyway.
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Waiting is the c*nt move, though.
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Poison the pool.
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Jfc lysis just do that shit yourself. This yuppy lifestyle will become increasingly untenable as money loses its value. There's a yt video on how to do everything. Recently repaired the u joints on my rear drive axle 😎
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He was probably expecting to be fired months ago and has been laughing with his buddies about stringing you alone while drinking a camo Busch beer.
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Kill him, he's a moid.
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