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WHAT SHOULD I GET MY BOYFRIEND FOR HIS BIRTHDAY

What should I get my bf for his birthday??? it's coming up soon and im not sure what i should get him. I exhausted my gift ideas at Christmas :(

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a threesome

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unironically considering a threesome with another (cis) girl. she's been a bit flirty with me so i think she'll say yes

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You'll regret it. You'll compare yourself against her whether you intend to or not and you'll analyse every conceivable difference in the way he fricks her compared to you, whether real or imagined, and then eventually this will culminate in a great moment of distress and an attempted suicide.

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go for it please ask her now and tell us if she said yes

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And when she says yes, please film it. For documentary purposes, you see.

:#marseyprojection: :#marseyneat:

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:#marseypuke:

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Lightweight. If you want to see something really :marseythinkorino2: gross :marseybreastcancer: then kindly take a selfie, look at it, and pretend I sent it after I said, "If you want to see something gross". Thanks for your cooperation and have a positive :marseyfingergoodjob: day.

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i did that and omg so cute :#marseyflirt:

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Frick outta here, lemme try.

Holy shit you're right!

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:#marseybrofist:

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@transb-word already posted tits so is a s*x tape really that big of a leap?

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!incels mogs me wtf

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Don't do this, not if you are serious about this relationship.

If you dgaf about this neighbor then go for it, but this shit ain't good long term sis

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i love him with my whole heart

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Then don't bring some nasty gussy into your relationship.

Get him something small that will have sentimental value over time, and spend the day with him being loving and affectionate.

That will mean a lot more in the long run, and won't risk ruining your relationship.

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he said he would be down for a threesome tho

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Hey it's your life, if you want to do it then go for it.

Every single one of my friends who tried to the threesome thing except for one have broken up completely.

Bringing other people into your relationship creates a lot of weird feelings.

But again, your life, your relationship, do what you want.

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Your not playing by hetero rules, go for it. You are goung to regret not doing this. You're only getting older, buy some coke too.

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Y'all neighbor are evil

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He's trans, this is what they do.

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No TB's boyfriend is cis

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:#marseyplacenofun:

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Alright X (formerly chiobu).

You, Me, Your wife.

What do you think?

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xhe's not married :marseyindignant: it's not the same

it was a joke suggestion lmao

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When you and your wife were dating would you have been comfortable bringing in a BWC?

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:#marseybipocrentfree:

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No one said anything about bipocs?

Im asking if you would have been cool with bringing someone into a relationship you were actually taking seriously.

You saying you wouldn't have a threesome with your wife kind of proves the point.

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>a cis girl is into xer and xhe doesn't pick up on what that means

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what does that mean

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