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Just fricking kill me (codecel posting Ls)

Everyday, I regret ragequitting my FANG job when interest rates were low.

My net worth is down about 40% from ATH. I've been unemployed for 16 months while the stock market rebounded. My R-SLURRED financial advisor told me to sell meta stock for capital loss harvesting at all time lows.

My business loses money every quarter. My cofounder does basically nothing and the sales guy quit. 200k went down the drain paying for business expenses and nobody wants to buy this shit at ZIRP prices.

On the plus side the weather in Florida is a lot nicer. Post your suicide suggestions below.

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what does your start-up do? :marseynotes:

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Stripe wrapper with business logic and some domain specific features slapped on top

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I was gonna say I could be cheap labor if you let me pivot from trades to tech but lol

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17071849734456787.webp

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What he's saying is he's a middleman for a payment processor called Stripe.

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So he quit his FANG job for the illustrious position of being a do nothing tax man?

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No, he makes the program that the do nothing taxmen use to do what they do.

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I call middle men that do nothing more than take a cut taxmen.

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But he's actually writing the program that does that.

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how do you even lose money doing this? !codecels

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@zombiecel this loser isn't impressed by your ability to manage capital, you look so silly right now

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*mismanage capital

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@Grue stand with Israel

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Idk it's not like a node server on linode or digital ocean or whatever costs much

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>I LOOOOVE WEBSLOP

:#kovid: :#soyjackwow: :#soyjakyell:

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This, sell the slop IP to r-slur bagholders when interest rates are low

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Wrong answer. Try this, we empower businesses to harness the power of AI for frictionless transactions.

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many such cases

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Just apply to work at Stripe, they pay pretty well IIRC, it's better than losing money

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Ill be ur marketer bc its prob bad rn

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What's your tech stack? :marseynerd2:

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Node and estrogen

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real

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