First time was for crashing my motorcycle so I was in shock with a busted collar bone and a lot of bleeding.
This time I'm sick af. It's not the coof, tested negative. Strep test a couple days ago at the urgent care was negative but the nurse just took a swab to test again.
The doc doesn't think it's mono because I don't have lymph swelling in the expected places. Plus can you even get mono twice? I already had it once like 45 years ago. So if it's not any of those things it's probably something really bad.
Oh and I figured out I can make this machine beep if I hold my breath.
Post script: It wasn't mono and the strep swab came back clean again. The doctor said I just have some nasty virus that messed up my tonsils really bad then he cut me scrips for prednisone and percs and they cut me loose. 
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how old r u BIPOC
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This mf be like, "Look, my uncle
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I'm not 50 yet but I'm getting close.
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You must have been the stud of kindergarten
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Stay strong and remember to take your pills, gramps
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