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HELP I HAVE A TRANSGENDER COWORKER

First of all, these people actually exist :marseywtf:. They asked for a handshake at a corporate dinner on friday night and it was like meeting a dude at a gym :marseycoomer: Their voice :marseyearrape: was terrible and I had to pretend to be interested in conversation for minutes. I made it all the way through without acting like an r-slur :marseybeefcake: Later in the night some chick, early 20s, got drunk :marseydrunk: and unironically started using words such as "misogyny", "trauma bonding", "white male hetero culture" and more. :marseyunamused: I thought she was jerking our chains, so I made the mistake of cracking a joke as well :marseytradraging:. It went over like a bag of bricks so I reversed course and agreed with everything she said :marseyagreefast: kept ordering her drinks until she passed out :marseyfrozenchosenchokespal: and some other chick took her back.

Part of me likes to believe that none of these people on reddit and other sites actually exist in real life. That they are bots pumping out funny dialogue or are closer to animals in a zoo. I feel the same way about you people sometimes. That all came crashing down on my head last night and I am very, very, very, terrified. :#chudconcerned:

!pings !chuds !transphobes

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>I reversed course and agreed with everything she said :marseyagreefast: kept ordering her drinks until she passed out :marseyfrozenchosenchokespal: and some other chick took her back.

This was probably the right play, unless she remembers everything backwards and accuses you of assaulting her. Do you have a good alibi? Can the woman you actually assaulted last night testify that you were raping her at the time?

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>implying I'd go within 6 feet of her

There is no marsey :marsey404error: for young foid who is drunk and passed out. I stayed on the other side of the table at all times. :marseyphotocheckpoint: and had other women in the conversation :marseymeangirls: at all times. I also left early (before midnight), as you always want one executive :marseysuit: to see you leave by yourself.

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:marseydeathpose:

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:#marseywinemom:

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>young

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:!marseytrain:s are rare in singapore but i saw one a month or two ago that was an absolute unit with a stubble but dressed in the most whorish way possible lmao :marseypuke: literal AGP

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This just goes to show that you should stay away from zoomer women (female) and women (pooner)

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:#marseyagreesuperspeed:

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The older i get the more i just don't understand women.

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They really are taking over. I'm seeing more and more greasy :!marseytrain:s every day and I live in a fairly rural environment. No hot ones. Just the greasy gross probably neurodivergent kinds. It's disturbing

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>not the hot ones

Obviously, there are no hot ones.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17214996780533304.webp

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"Unicorns are real, you just dont see them because theyre that good at hiding" tier reasoning

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Darn right God is real, r-slur :marseyagreefast:

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Unicorns are real, they're just ugly and r-slurred.

https://media.giphy.com/media/gSGzyfh8d8ZjXKl7le/giphy.webp

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Baby rhinos are really deep in that niche where they just look like absurd tiny versions of the adult animals and they are CUTE


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17187151446911044.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177781034384797.webp

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:#marseysoylentgrin:

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:marseynotes: show us on the diagram where the wordless "wordswordswords" hurt you

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:#marseyinjured:

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women can be greasy disgusting creatures too chud

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I've seen more lately too.

I think dudes are getting less s*x than they ever have, which is underreported due to a bunch of political reasons. But lack of s*x seems to develop fetishes and a bunch of those are publicly visible such as :!marseytrain:s

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wtf kill him

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I love the retail ones who use their Big Neighbor voice when customers are being demanding with them lol

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This stuff exists in corporate environments because, much like the internet, corporate jobs aren't real.

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Maybe you can hold out for decade of the chud with Trump getting elected and gutting govment DEI, zoomers and gen alpha allegedly being as statistically chuddy as they are gay, and blackrock changing its mind on ESG funds.

Millennium of the further cucked wingcuck will not be stopped though, so just know you're slowly trading in for just as bad.

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Avoid at all costs. Alert status red. Do not interact. Self-healing measures will cut in automatically as the self-sabotaging behaviour of the subject becomes apparent.

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