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yo it my birthday 
today 
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Congratulations. You're now one year closer to your inevitable death and decay.
!edgelords
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You jest but that's genuinely how I've felt about my last few birthdays. 16 was the last one worth a darn.
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Yo this neighbor not even 20
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Cheer up, buttercup. It gets a lot more fun so long as you hit the gym, have a job, and go outside.
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Having a job fricking sucks
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Build up your skills toward one you'd like, instead of bitching about it. Otherwise, you'll be like those morons in their 30s and 40s doing base level jobs for $15-25 per hour.
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Inflation. Base level jobs go up to 35 now.
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:#suregrue:
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I know that, problem is I don't know what I like.
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Gotta stick with something and grow with it. It depends on a lot of factors that would get too personal for our comfy cat site, but a lot of skills are transferable. It just gets harder to switch careers as you get older. Anything managerial is great though.
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oh boy seven more years of being a wagie and living in my mom's basement and having no friends, oh boy, truly the time of my life!
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That sucks, maybe you should keep yourself safe
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The boomers were right, youth is wasted on the young
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In all seriousness, birthdays are always very depressing for me, as it does genuinely mean that I'm just one year closer to dying. I especially dread my next birthday - my 30th one - as turning 30 means that you're not young anymore. I'm going to be super depressed when I turn 30.
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Jesus, BIPOC, get yourself in order. Have you not yet mastered control over your mind? Basic stuff on zen and chi gong have been useful for me. Just stretching for 15 minutes everyday before lifting weights and whatever have done me wonders. One of the main goals is focusing your mind on nothing in the sense that your fleeting thoughts are acknowledged but allowed to drift over you instead of consuming you. It's not quite an emptiness of the mind but a superb calm like a pond on a windless day.
There's a lot of things in the world you can't fix, but you can always work on yourself. Self-development is the key to becoming a better person--or dare I say, a superior person.
!metashit, instead of posting your
's, make gains.
I believe in each and every one of you!
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Stretching doesn't make you look younger, it just slows down the inevitable
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That's not the point, sweaty. Maybe you blocked the self-development part because of some self-delusional or defensive mechanism.
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What an r-slur!
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You could literally die any second, doomtard
You should be celebrating your birthdays because you didn't die
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This is the true way to look at it.
Every birthday is a celebration of life. Stop being such downers.
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!friendsofspiderman average mindset of people who hate spiderman
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Really, Patsy?
!metashit !ranchers !dramatards !neurodivergents !trolls !r-slurs !followers
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Someone was speculating recently that you're
@HeyMoon or someone like 
@UncleAbortion who's clever enough to stay in character constantly, but regardless, you're not an !neurodivergents you're just someone obsessively searching to find people lower on the social totem pole to look down upon which is why you jerk yourself off about 
and 
and why you'd call others basement dwellers despite owning up to the fact that you're an unemployed ex-convict. 
Stop pinging me!
Even if your accusations about 
@Spiderman were true you're a villainous mirror image with all the same faults! !friendsofspiderman I am normally friendly to all but I'm gonna block this 
so it's up to you now. And 
@DWHITE___________DYNAMITE putting DMs out somewhere for this guy to use is a bad look. 
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these werent DMs they were chat messages and posted on my wall
https://rdrama.net/@DWHITE___________DYNAMITE/wall/comment/6525193#context
except for the one where literally all the messages are hidden
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Ok.
I wasn't really targeting you, pal, and I'm sorry if I included you in my rare moment of blasting a user here. You know I love you and your cats. I'm just 
at the moment because I feel like Moon is all of the worst tendencies (obsessive 
hatred of internet weirdos, anime PFP "libertarian hunting", janniesjanniesjannies hypocrisy about reddit, insulting others while literally living in a basement, etc) of this website aggregated into one especially mean-spirited user.
I was saying to
@IanMurdock the other day that I've lost respect for people who've buddied up to him immediately but going after 
is the last straw. I almost want to go back and upmarsey 
@Patsy telling him to 
even though that's cruel and out of character for me. 
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For the record I do like spiderman when he's acting like himself and he knows this
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DISCUSS.
!schizomaxxxers
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I'm not "going after" Spiderman, you absolute moron. Spiderman, out of literally nowhere, started going after ME trying to extort money out of me. What do you expect me to do? Just give him all of the free money that he demands? Sorry, but that's not gonna happen.
@Awoo gave Spiderman money when he demanded it, yet Spiderman and Patsy STILL harassed him afterwards. I'm not making the same mistake. So take your phony moral self-righteousness and shove it up your fricking butt. 
!metashit
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I've posted proof of my identity on here numerous times (e.g. here), and I've been diagnosed with autism by experts from Chapel Hill, the world's leading autism research center. I don't seek out people lower on the social totem pole to make fun of. I don't go after libertarians because of some social hierarchy. I go after libertarians because they hurt kids, you fricking r-slur. But that's completely irrelevant.
I never said a single bad thing about Spiderman until he suddenly started making these pathetic attempts to extort me out of rDrama currency. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. But, if you try to outright extort me, I'm not going to be nice anymore. And, truthfully, I could be a lot harsher on Spiderman right now - he is lucky that the worst he's getting for his pitiful attempts at extortion is some mild mockery.
!metashit
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Give me 500 dc
Please
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That someone is a complete r-slur and I'm beginning to understand carp's frustration with the conspiratorial alt accusations
This would have required HeyMoon/UncleAbortion to hack Goldberg's twitter account cited in legal documents and larp for a couple of months under the account, in the off chance somebody from here eventually messaged him after he was invited to soyjak.party
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I dunno why anyone would think
@HeyMoon would do that. The guy is a fricking legend of gayops, this would be way too low-end for him. 
@UncleAbortion I don't get either. If he's good at "staying in character" he's been doing it for several years way back into /r/drama days. And maybe I was just out of the loop (as always 
) but I don't recall any accusations of him being involved in meta nonsense.
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That was me who said that. I don't see why you need a twitter account to impersonate an unhinged schizo on here. His "proof" that he links to is a Florida driver license with literally everything blurred out except the word Florida.
It's so mind numbingly stupid that it loops around to being a point in his favor because no normal person would think it was convincing
If it was really him, why does he claim he can't post a selfie for fear of doxing himself. Really makes you think
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I didn't want to specify in case you were reluctant to get in on the action.
Also because I didn't care about him being disgusting until he came for the king. !friendsofspiderman is 
@MoonMetropolis even who he says he is? 
Who is the puppet master? 
What are his evil goals, and why is he so hellbent on destroying an icon of justice? 
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Because we messaged him on the Twitter account listed in his arrest docs r-slur
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i (regretfully now that i see how rude he is to my friend
@Spiderman) invited him here off of his twitter 
account that he had before 
he was even arrested. its really 
him
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This is literally the gayest metadrama I've seen lol
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wheres the lie?
apologize to spiderman
and PAY UP
NOW
!friendsofspiderman
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When you get pinged on someone's comment chain after blocking them it gives a notification but you have to check the comments tab in order to see it.
@Aevann
Anyway, get 'em,
@Patsy. 
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can u elaborate pls
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Uhh when
@ULTRANIGMATIC-MEGAVAMPIRE and a couple of the other people who responded to me commented it didn't show up in my notifications inbox but I saw the red flag so I checked the new comments tab and was able to see them that way.
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i will FIGHT
and DIE for spiderman!!!
evil supervillain
(literally a felon) 
@MoonMetropolis will NOT get away with this
!friendsofspiderman moon metropolis is an OFFICIAL ENEMY
of spiderman 
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Opinion cancelled neighbor
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I'm not reading allat
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I've seen your face r-slur you're a paleface unlike some of us
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If it clarifies anything, he apparently has no idea who you are
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He saw my 2018 mugshot and commented on it, so he had to have some idea.
Also,
@RedactorO baited him into this? Really, Red? 
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The guy who's gimmick is impersonating other people is doing me right now. (The one who was doing
@JimieWhales before which made me feel violated, like in that Star Trek TNG episode when that alien sicko is going around thought-raping people, where you see their name and get really excited that she replied to you and then a few seconds later you're reliving that time when the Borg cut into the engine room and killed all those people. 
)
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Honestly, at this point, I'm done even responding to these tards and their
bullshit. Any future DMs from Spiderman will simply be ignored rather than posted. These motherlovers are just boring as frick. 
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Just give him the MBX I don't see why not? Seems fair to me?
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They gon' kill you.
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I'm already dead.
Also, having spent nine years in prison, I can assure you that I am not intimidated in the slightest by literal r-slurs typing vague, empty threats at me from behind a computer screen.
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I imagine I'll feel similar when I turn 20
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It's all overy by 25, so enjoy it while it lasts
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I just turned 24 and I'm freaking out a bit about it :/
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But seriously, why are you so down in the dumps?
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You feel absolutely no different after turning [insert age] compared to being [age minus 1]. It'll be fine. Aging in general sucks though yea
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30 is fine for moids, not great for foids but not as bad as incels claim. 30s are fine.
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I hate how a lot of people always get mad at you and try to hide it on your birthday
It's like a performance review and I want to not answer the phone
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Everyone has birthdays, why are we treating yours' like it's a goddarn funeral?
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Yung no mo
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My 18th was not bad, i got gifted a pocket kitty
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Lucky, I had to wait till my 26th.
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Thats right about when I got my pocket kitty and
What a year
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A tail buttplug?
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No just a regular one
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Nice
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by who?
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Friends
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Are the edgelords really this pathetic?
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16? darn, 21 is usually the last one worth celebrating. I didn't do shit for my last like… 5 or so, beyond just a regular lunch or dinner outing.
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thanku
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