THE ROBOT IS STUCK! 
"WHY DID YOU LEAVE PIZZA??"
Context: I adopted him as a kitten around ten years ago. I moved from the U.S. to the UK and my ex lives in my old apartment. I messaged my ex last night to ask for him to be returned to me and he isn't cooperating. I need him to cooperate to get my cat over here. Can't ask reddit cos I'm ip banned. Wtf do I do?
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@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM please help these people.
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As the wise king Solomon once said: cut it in half
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