THE ROBOT IS STUCK! 
"WHY DID YOU LEAVE PIZZA??"
Context: I adopted him as a kitten around ten years ago. I moved from the U.S. to the UK and my ex lives in my old apartment. I messaged my ex last night to ask for him to be returned to me and he isn't cooperating. I need him to cooperate to get my cat over here. Can't ask reddit cos I'm ip banned. Wtf do I do?
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Post cat
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We've got literally millions of that exact same cat in the UK. Just get a new one.
!Britbongs imagine going to the lengths of importing one of these. Just wait for a fresh bin bag to drift by on the canal and pick one you like.
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He is my favorite one 😔
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As part of a breakup process you have to let go of everything.
In my twenties I stayed for a year in an unhappy relationship because I would have missed the dog too much. It was a really great dog which we'd bought together but she would keep. I remember saying goodbye to the dog still today, and I can't even remember the moment I broke up with the ex.
Let go of the cat in order to free yourself from the toxic ex moid. It's hard but necessary.
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"Breakup" she got tricked by her mom and left the country. I gave her until thanksgiving to come back and now shes melting down because i went to a casino with another foid.
What actually happened here is im done dealing with it. If she wants to be poor and drink herself to death in the UK she can.
And lets be clear: the entire reason she left was so she could drink unchallenged, there was nothing else to it.
I just dont care anymore, i gave her 6 months to come back. Her response? "Oh i have to ask my mom." Im not living my life around her mother lol.
She can even have the cat, if she isnt on the way back the day after thanksgiving i am cutting all contact and moving on with my life.
Her mother is an absolutely horrible person and if pojom wants to keep letting her ruin her life im not gonna help her anymore.
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!metashit is this all previously on record?
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You shouldn't give her the cat, she obviously doesn't care about him if she left without him over six months ago
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Yeah if she really gave a shit about her marsey she'd have taken him with her.
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You're contradicting yourself with every other sentence. Is that her mom or her alcoholism?
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Sounds like her mom is also an alcoholic. This one is on pizza. This is the woman he chose. According to him before he dated pojom, he was a chick magnet, but he still chose to shack up with an alcoholic.
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Both.
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I cant believe she moved to… UK of all places for economic opportunity.
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So the getting run thru rough by whatever gross migrant gets his way that evening doesn't concern you?
Sorry for calling you @pizzaJill.
@pizzaCuck far more appropriate.
Trump's win might actually break him 🤌🏿
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You're so poor and r-slurred, you couldn't afford to pay your half of the rent.
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I live on my own and have been paying the rent for 2 years now lol
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If this was worthy of a response, it would get one.
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Dude, run
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🚩🚩🚩🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚩🚩🚩
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What you need to do is get shared custody of the cat. Just put the cat in a shipping container and send him off to the U.S. every other week, and have pizza do the same.
Hope this helps.
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The soviet invasion plan of west Europe was to shock other NATO members into capitulation by nuking Bongistan.
Based Lenny. One of Lavrenty Beria's firing squad don'cha know?
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Frances plan was to nuke Germany, as a warning.
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East or West?
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Why not both?
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Deepfake
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!metashit
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Trump will deport all Haitians illegals
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Trump will deport all Haitian illegals
All Haitians are in the US legally under Temporary Protected Status designation
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We need a proper QED Marsey.
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Filled
@box? 
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Gross. !gaystapo save me.
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Alien enemies act.
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@Gruesy_Spoon know this is a bit but trump is dying of dementia rn
@Gruesy_Spoon stand with Israel
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Aww... that's nice of you
But I'm staying with pizza. Nothing personal, it's just that I'm a carnivore and he always provides me with fresh discounted meat
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*Barely expired
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I believe an impartial third-party should be chosen to arbitrate the discussion.
@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM please help these people.
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As the wise king Solomon once said: cut it in half
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Is this like the ballot and is your mom magically going to find the cat in a pile of old mail
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Besides the cat
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SUGGESTION: mail a letterbomb to your ex's address!
OPTIONAL: call his mom to steal the cat back and ship him cross country 
!sigmastacies any other ideas? 
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Ask nicely?
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My dad always told me r*pe first, ask nicely later.
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Does it work?
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Yes
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Who?
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Pizza!
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Pizza?
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Yes!
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Don't ask the NY DEC to rescue it
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topical callback
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Have you dated anyone new since leaving, Poj?
Would infuriate Pizza like nothing else
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I've been trying but she's ignoring me
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You should fight
@pizzashill for her hand
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You could get double digit body count in an afternoon with the jeets if in the mood in bongo
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!metashit what are the chances these two are still together and all of this is just some weird long term larp
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27.3%
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I still believe that both accounts are just pizza himself, except he actually believes that he really did have a girlfriend who took her feet and moved to England after they broke up
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you wouldn't know her, she lives in a different country
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I've talked to her many times. She's more real than you are.
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Ok thanks for confirming that for me, ancient South East Asian man
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Took her feet?
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pizza and poj always seem to have their toes visible in pictures they post here. I'm just generally implying that pizza is a foot fetish guy
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they are destined to be together top rdrama ship its not a larp theyre just r-slurred little lovebirds
@free_palestine sorry for hetero ship but it's true love 
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How long till sextape? Who is top and who is bottom
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Pizza shows us over and over how much he likes meat inside him.
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In this case it's surely going to be called...
Pizza Topped
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Neither of them are creative enough to come up with these shenanigans.
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I don't care.
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ask judge judy to decide
I hear no one actually loses on that show so I think that means they'd clone your cat
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She's in the UK. She'll have to make do with Judge Rinder.
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Get a new cat.
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Fly to the us, kill pizzashill and go back to the uk before youre caught
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Oh and after killing him you can grab your cat too i guess
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If he doesn't want to cooperate your best chance is finding a lawyer in the US to sue your ex for custody of the cat (not as absurd as it sounds)
That said, you moved to the UK 6 months ago? An year? You are gonna have a bad time convincing a judge you care about the cat seeing as you left it behind
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Sorry. Haitans got him
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LIFE LESSON I LEARNT FROM THE TWO BPD CHICKS I HAD (BEFORE U ASK, THEY HAD BOTH TYPES OF BPD AT SAME TIME) WAS THAT THEY CANT REALLY CARE FOR ANYTHING
THEYD NEVER HAVE A CAT PROFILE PIC, IT WOULD JUST BE WHATEVER RANDOM SHIT CAN FOOL A NI-G--GA INTO THINKING THEYRE HUMAN...
YOUR CAT IS FINE JUST GO BACK TO WORK AND SWALLOW THE PAIN, CAT IS IN GOOD HANDS
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You should keep yourself safe because youre never getting him back.
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You can buy a new cat
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Why did you leave your marsey behind for that long you r-slur?
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Wait is that what he hoarded that expired meat for?
At least we know the cat's gonna be well fed
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hey look another r-slurred butt thread about this r-slurred butt subject
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call cops. I heard pizzashill loves cops.
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what about pudding ?
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I said that was his name cos it isn't really anyone's business. His real name is Velvet.
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i'm sorry poji
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I think Oregon has custody laws to cover pets. Check with a lawyer
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