THE ROBOT IS STUCK! 
"WHY DID YOU LEAVE PIZZA??"
Context: I adopted him as a kitten around ten years ago. I moved from the U.S. to the UK and my ex lives in my old apartment. I messaged my ex last night to ask for him to be returned to me and he isn't cooperating. I need him to cooperate to get my cat over here. Can't ask reddit cos I'm ip banned. Wtf do I do?
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!metashit what are the chances these two are still together and all of this is just some weird long term larp
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I still believe that both accounts are just pizza himself, except he actually believes that he really did have a girlfriend who took her feet and moved to England after they broke up
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I've talked to her many times. She's more real than you are.
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Ok thanks for confirming that for me, ancient South East Asian man
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you wouldn't know her, she lives in a different country
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Took her feet?
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pizza and poj always seem to have their toes visible in pictures they post here. I'm just generally implying that pizza is a foot fetish guy
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27.3%
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they are destined to be together top rdrama ship its not a larp theyre just r-slurred little lovebirds
@free_palestine sorry for hetero ship but it's true love 
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How long till sextape? Who is top and who is bottom
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Pizza shows us over and over how much he likes meat inside him.
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In this case it's surely going to be called...
Pizza Topped
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Neither of them are creative enough to come up with these shenanigans.
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I don't care.
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