-IT'S COLD
-THERE IS NO PRETTY NATURE
-THE WEATHER IS SHIT
-EVERYONE HAS A SILLY VOICE
-{INSERT UNHINGED RACISM HERE} 
-EVERY HOUSE IS CRAMMED IN LIKE SARDINES
IF I'M LUCKY IN THE NEXT FEW YEARS I CAN ASPIRE TO LIVE IN SOMETHING SOULLESS LIKE THIS
I want OUT!
I am considering illegally immigrating to the US, Any tips welcome
I tried asking ChatGPT for advice because im neurodivergent, and its not very helpful.
Marriage proposals are also welcome. !biofoids !gay
I WANT TO SEE THE FRICKING SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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I thought they chopped down all their trees π€
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That's roughly what woods look like every that isn't a jungle
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Bluebells only grow in northern Europe (and a part of Spain) and the UK has the greatest density of them in the world.
Besides, this is an example of pretty nature, or?
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Yeah, the UK has a lot of pretty nature, probably not as much some larger wilder nature, but still a lot. I had the privilege of watching a welsh woman shit in the wilderness once.
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It's quite touristy, but honestly, the Lake District is pretty lovely and very accessible. Parts of the Scottish coast are also beautiful. And I've always wanted to see The Giant's Causeway.
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The UK is the most R*PED country on this planet when it comes to natural landscapes.
I'm not even joking, % wise of it's land mass it's number one.
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If we're going by percentage of landmass, the island nation of Nauru takes the cake.
Its entire inland plateau was turned into a jagged wasteland by phosphate mining.
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Didn't we set up a migrant camp there?
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Lol yep. Nauru's history is such a shit show.
Basically, Nauru is an impoverished little island with virtually no natural resources.
However, they hit the jackpot in 1900 when phosphates (from guano) were discovered covering most of the island. 80% of the land was then strip mined over the course of a century. On the upside, Nauru became extremely wealthy.
The country's leaders knew the phosphates (and money) would run out. So in the early 70s, they started investing the mining profits into a sovereign wealth fund to provide income once the mining stopped.
Sure enough, the phosphates ran out. And unfortunately, the wealth fund was mismanaged and run into the ground.
So now, the whole island is dirt poor and financially dependent on Australia, which invests in Nauru in exchange for hosting the illegal immigrant detention facility.
Nauru also turned itself a tax haven and centre for money landering in a desperate search for cash.
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I meant real countries
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Then why'd you bring up the UK?
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A nice Scottish girl invited me to go scuba diving in Scotland. I assume in some elaborate attempt to lure me and add extra non-blood related DNA to the inbred genepool of Scotland.
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I always prefer Northumberland. It doesn't have the touristy nature of the lakes or peaks but still has the Penines and a lot of variety. It's also full of real castles if you're into that, the stretch of castles from Bamburgh down to Warkworth is great.
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Skill issue
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YES SIR!
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Did you know those Bongs don't even season their fish and chips? They've just been eating basic b-word batter for their fish and chips this entire time.
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I'm not seeing a problem here
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haha thats totally hiw HE talks π
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You're a Minecraft YouTuber just groom an audience member and marry them you silly goose.
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Just asking is a good first step, the grooming part takes time.
I can offer sun, but not the US, so I'm not getting groomed.
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>doesn't even go below 0 in the winter
why are brits such kitties
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It also doesnt get fricking WARM either.
I don't think you appreciate how grey this country is. 9/10 times the sky is grey, everything is grey.
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I moved from Ireland to a country with regular highs approaching 40C
. I'm glad I moved but I planned to time my next visit home for the peak warm season here because temperate bong-adjacent weather is not great but it's at the very least hardly ever awful and unbearable for more than like a week.
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Look at how desparate Marsey is in these hot humid summers, she has to piss on herself.
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it doesnt matter when you dont go outside
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Wrong!
I am actually number 1 nature enjoyer!
I saw a rabbit today!
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You've now seen two
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Move out of the city and get a real house? Raise hobbits and smoke a pipe or whatever the frick people do there
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That's New Zealand.
(They all seem to smoke dope there.)
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Wrong on both counts, we get about 1 week a year where it's actually cold
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Stop disagreeing with me!
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You get 1 week a year where the weather is actually nice outside
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Nobody despises bongland more than me and this just isn't true.
total Londoner death
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The only thing I've envied the UK for is hedgehogs in their gardens
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If thou art pained by any external thing, it is not this that disturbs thee, but thy own judgment about it. And it is in thy power to wipe out this judgment now.
-Aurelius
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Aurelius sounds like a cuck
"Just accept your shit living conditions bro... have a positive attitude!"
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The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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Well he was an emperor after all, doubt he knew much about the burden of living in brick boxes on garbage patch island
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Just be a stereotype and buy a house in Spain or Portugal
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we can get married
but u cant take my dramacoin 
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I have more than you anyway, poorcel
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nooo im sorry im sorry
i'll whore out for you seniora
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I wish all the British upper class were executed by norf lads. Also I hate pakis and Muslims and want them dumped into the sea. If I were dictator of the US, I'd invade Britain and give it back to you.
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Didn't another vaguely chuddy minecrafter you talked about, ibxtoycat move from the UK to Vegas for a bit? Maybe he'd know an actual way in. You could always get a real job and then transfer. When I was working for corporate they were always bringing people over. Although it was always Indians, so that might not even work for you.
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I hate oregon and washington for this reason. I can't imagine an entire country like this and having no escape.
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Is that why they set the twilight films there?
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Have not watched them but that makes sense if they did.
But I thought there were beautiful places in the UK? Everything's green and shit.
Most of the US is the epitome of soulless architecture. I guess the only difference is the cookie cutter homes are bigger.
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Yes, I want to own a bigger home, thats not touching anyone elses
And I want to own a gun, to compensate for my insecure ego
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Tennessee
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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its literally bcus they are vampires and dont like the sun yes
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Haha you sound SPLOIED... π¬. I KNOW THE UK!! Its NOT cold youre just SOFT πΆβπ«οΈ there is nature everywhere and you are DUMB π€€ Or BLIND π!! rain is a GOOD thing!! They do have silly voices you're right...
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