-IT'S COLD
-THERE IS NO PRETTY NATURE
-THE WEATHER IS SHIT
-EVERYONE HAS A SILLY VOICE
-{INSERT UNHINGED RACISM HERE} 
-EVERY HOUSE IS CRAMMED IN LIKE SARDINES
IF I'M LUCKY IN THE NEXT FEW YEARS I CAN ASPIRE TO LIVE IN SOMETHING SOULLESS LIKE THIS
I want OUT!
I am considering illegally immigrating to the US, Any tips welcome
I tried asking ChatGPT for advice because im neurodivergent, and its not very helpful.
Marriage proposals are also welcome. !biofoids !gay
I WANT TO SEE THE FRICKING SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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It's quite touristy, but honestly, the Lake District is pretty lovely and very accessible. Parts of the Scottish coast are also beautiful. And I've always wanted to see The Giant's Causeway.
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The UK is the most R*PED country on this planet when it comes to natural landscapes.
I'm not even joking, % wise of it's land mass it's number one.
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If we're going by percentage of landmass, the island nation of Nauru takes the cake.
Its entire inland plateau was turned into a jagged wasteland by phosphate mining.
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Didn't we set up a migrant camp there?
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Lol yep. Nauru's history is such a shit show.
Basically, Nauru is an impoverished little island with virtually no natural resources.
However, they hit the jackpot in 1900 when phosphates (from guano) were discovered covering most of the island. 80% of the land was then strip mined over the course of a century. On the upside, Nauru became extremely wealthy.
The country's leaders knew the phosphates (and money) would run out. So in the early 70s, they started investing the mining profits into a sovereign wealth fund to provide income once the mining stopped.
Sure enough, the phosphates ran out. And unfortunately, the wealth fund was mismanaged and run into the ground.
So now, the whole island is dirt poor and financially dependent on Australia, which invests in Nauru in exchange for hosting the illegal immigrant detention facility.
Nauru also turned itself a tax haven and centre for money landering in a desperate search for cash.
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I meant real countries
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Then why'd you bring up the UK?
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A nice Scottish girl invited me to go scuba diving in Scotland. I assume in some elaborate attempt to lure me and add extra non-blood related DNA to the inbred genepool of Scotland.
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I always prefer Northumberland. It doesn't have the touristy nature of the lakes or peaks but still has the Penines and a lot of variety. It's also full of real castles if you're into that, the stretch of castles from Bamburgh down to Warkworth is great.
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