Some of you may not know this, but I am the most physically powerful person on r drama dot net.
More powerful than any man. More powerful than God Himself.
Look at that tree. I ran into that tree with my bike and I Fricking Knocked It Over. That tree is dead and fallen over cause of my crazy strength. It didn't even enrage me: think about what would happen to you if you managed to miff me even a tiny bit.
It might be the benadryl abuse but I am fricking stronger than any of you
Challenge me to a fight. I dare you. Winner takes all. You have to come to British Columbia though cause I can't afford to travel on neetbux.
Look at her. My beautiful asian wife. I tie her up and perform the craziest bondage on her when I tie her up to my car. Strapped in Real Good. Inflated too. Got new tubes today.
Keep Fricking Seething.
I'm fitter than you. I'm hotter than you. I'm thinner than you. I have more free-time to grind my star stable account and max out friendship stats with my gacha wives.
Yes, you may have more money than me.
Yes, you may have a retirement fund.
Yes, you may have employment opprotunities.
.webp?h=11 "Nuzzles, pounces on you, UwU, you're so warm!..")
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I zoomed in your photos hoping to see a cryptid or weird axe murderer hiding in the background but I guess you are simply too powerful to be prey.
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GTnak you
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You look like a bike.
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It is highly likely I have lit the ground you were biking around, on fire
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Slay queen.
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But your "Asian wife" has reflectors and a kickstand..
That's pretty lame, dude.
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Snapshots:
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how does snappy know what im fricking im blogposting????
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accurate snappy
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