CHUDFALL: BILLIONS MUST TRY

WHY? WHY? WHY? THE MOST OBNOXIOUS AUDIO BLACKITY BLACK RAP MUSIC AND RAPID CARTOONY SPANISH THAT CHANGES EVERY 15 SECONDS, TIK TOK OR SOME SHIT, LIKE SOME PARODY

EXCEPT...

The Latinx woman next to me shut her phone off when I politely asked her to turn it down. A pajeetess, several white women, a North African Arabic or Turk, a Paki, 2 flaming homos, a Jew, and a few mayo moids saved my life. I was ashamed of my growing chuddery.

redditors and YouTubers don't understand Malcolm X. The wholesome neoliberal version of him is true. Muzzie scientologists killed him, not the FBI. Malcolm would have hated George Floyd.

NOW MY LIFE EXPECTANCY IS CUT OFF YEARS AND THEY SAID I CAN ONLY GO 85% FOREVER. WHAT I MISSED MOST ABOUT BEING A REAL HUMAN BEING WAS GOING 110% RUNNING THAT EXTRA MILE UP A HILL, FRICKING LIKE YOU'RE ON METH, PUSHING OUT THAT EXTRA 12 HOURS OF WORK THAT MAKES $$$ AND MY AMERICAN PEEPEE HARD, GO GO GO. I WANTED TO GET THAT BACK EVEN BEFORE THIS. BUT IT'S GONE FOREVER NOW. 85% FOREVER, OR ELSE.

I must find acceptance of a new harmonious me or finally kill myself

GAY

I don't know how I feel about rdrama anymore. My Chuddery has been affected for now like in Fern Gully when Robin Williams fricked that petite anime woman and the smoke monster exploded into flowers.

Chuds, hear me now, billions must try.