any IRL anime moments?

one time in school i reached out to grab music from my stand and a girl with a crop top walked in front of me, i grabbed her hips. i did the boob grab scene from nu-star trek once when i ran flat into her. later i got stuck in a reception room with some girl and we were figuring a way out but i was too busy planning out a scenario where i told her we would have to sleep here overnight and somehow that led to us banging, i only realized how fricked up that was when we finally got out(we were only there for 2 minutes) and makes me wonder if dudes have some sort of subconscious r*pe switch and they don't even realize they're doing it.