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ChiefQueef ack/tualy rdramas #1 bootlicker :marseyboomer:  2d ago (text post) 63 thread views #354160 earned 72 coins from votes

Any fellow dramanauts struggle with their micropeepee? :doomerchud:

>be me

>micropeepee so small :marseyminipixel: it doesn't cast a shadow :marseydarkxd:

>doctors classified it as a vestigial limb

>sometimes I lose it in folds of my own skin

>named it Gregory for companionship

>Gregory is shy

>one night, full moon

>hear whispering

>"let me out"

>Gregory begins to grow

>not in size, but in sentience

>starts making decisions for me

>texting my exes weird :marseycreepy: poetry

>applies for credit card

>gets approved :marseyvampireapprove:

>now $3,000 in debt and I don't even wear pants :marseyjeans: anymore

>Gregory controls my life

>tfw I'm just a flesh :marseyhuman: suit for a telepathic, financially irresponsible micropeepee :marseydicklet:

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everytime i get depressed i think about threads like this and then i go for a walk in the park and feel better

https://media.tenor.com/oK_KdDw5u3EAAAAx/mickey-mouse-walking.webp

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I struggle with my massive peepee. It gets in the way of all my everyday activities.

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I wish I could shrink :marseyfreud: myself :marseypain: into the size of a tiny funko :marseycuck: pop and live inside :marseyenterpipe: your foreskin

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>be me

>see @ChiefQueef post

>mentions his gargantuan eldritch :marseyartbasel: horror :marseyaware: of a dong

>comments say it causes solar :marseymars2: eclipses when he unzips

>someone said it knocked over a bookshelf during a Zoom call

>tfw mine looks like a chewed-up pinky toe

>tfw ChiefQueef is out there :marseycheerup: living :marseyzombie2: like a Greek :marseymedusa: god with a tripod

>just want one day of his power :marseygoku:

>just one

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741628102s3C5zAdcMWNWlw.webp

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My son saw me in the shower last week...can't look him in the face

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real

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