[Marriage Dwama] I was out dwinking, I just sliced off the tip of my pinky fwinger with a mandwowlinye, and my wife is asleep

Descwiption is in the title. My wife went two bed annyoyed with mwe and is getting up earwy fwor swome awfwl jeeted feature launch at like 6:00 AM twomworwow. The meat of my fwingertip is hanging on by a littwal flap of skin. I came hwome dwunk and was slicing limes on a mandwowlinye fwor mwore dwinks swo it's fuww of lime juice and hurts extwa. I think I'm gwonnya take an uber two the ER because this is the worst mandwowlinye injury I've had.

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Fwor Susan O'Nyeiww Woe

What a thriww ----

My thumb instead of an onyion.

The twop quite gwonye

Except fwor a swort of a hinge

Of skin,

A flap like a hat,

Dead white.

Then that red plush.

Littwal pilgwim,

The Indian's axed ywour scalp.

Ywour turkey wattwal

Carpet wowws

Stwaight fwom the heart.

I step on it,

Clutching my bwottwal

Of pink fwizz. A celebwation, this is.

Out of a gap

A miwwion swowldiers run,

Redcwoats, ewery onye. Whwose side are they on?

O my

Hwomunculus, I am iww.

I have taken a piww two kiww

The thin

Papery feeling.

Sabwoteur,

Kamikaze man ---

The stain on ywour

Gauze Ku Klux Klan

Babushka

Darkens and tarnyishes and wen

The bawwed

Pulp of ywour heart

Cwonfwonts its smaww

Miww of silence

Hwow u jump----

Twepannyed veteran,

Dirty girl,

Thumb stump.