1. They're stinky

2. They can't walk straight

3. They talk shit

4. They're broke from buying booze all the time

5. They can't handle responsibilities

6. They're loud

7. They're male feminists

8. They're a burden on our healthcare system

9. They drive drunk and kill people

10. They act stupid and reckless

My dad lies a lot to the point where I can't believe anything he says. He just makes up the most outlandish shit and it's annoying interacting with someone like that. Simple example. Today we were at the car wash. It was next door to the gym so he said he'd go to the gym for an hour. He ended up going for an hour and a half and I was left there waiting.

The laundry list of lies he's told could fill up a bank vault to the point where I'm used to it. What should I do about it?

I feel like shit too. Frick I went to hard on my triceps should have done some more chest stuff, bevause my chest isn't even sore. I woke up like 3 times last night to my right tricep super sore because I was sleep on my arm. Have to sleep super awkwardly now to avoid tricp soreness.

I hate missing days at the gym so I still might work out today even though my triceps are killing me and I feel like garbage.

I also ate fricking half raw chicken because I misset my timer to 40 minutes instead of an hour. Maybe I just feel bad because of that, but I don't feel sick just weak and tired. That was yesterday, so food poisoning should kick in right about now if I have it. Not hungry either, for the last few days, had to force myself to eat to get protein, so it might just be overtraining.

My whole life I have loved roller coasters, flat rides, etc.

The superman-style coasters or the giant swings are my favorite because I like to pretend I'm flying.

I hadn't been on a ride in like ten years before yesterday when we went to the carnival.

The swings made me feel a little uneasy but after the big boat that rocks back and forth I threw up. The big boat is awesome. I like the sensation of falling but now I vomit on top of that.

I thought it might have been a fluke and went on the drop tower twice before throwing up again.

What the frick is this shit. Injuries lasting longer was annoying but if this is permanent then getting old truly sucks. I'm only 33, what the heck.

Swag!!!!

Have you ever taken the time to step back and just stop? Like why do I want to frick this chick? What am I doing? I was partying earlier, was talking to some chick, I got in an uber with her, but I started to sober up or something and realized I didn't know why I was doing this. Like what's the point? Instead of getting out with her I left her at her apartment block.

Karlach is still on menu btw just need to figure out con to go to.

>inb4 heterononsense

every feminine hole is a goal brother

!pings !thotpatrol

@FBIshill still owes me a comment

I was looking up stuff for a project, and found a dead video link only to find out it was a vimeo link. Being a curious lad, I wondered if vimeo was still alive. I went to their website and they offer some sort of video editing products for a monthly fee; AI is somehow involved because of course it is. I clicked around a bit, and then I found this absolute gemerald. The photo speaks volumes to me. It reminds me of the Identifying Woodscrews guy

I tried reverse image searching it, but only got the picture on vimeo's site with the video player UI shit over it. Thank you for reading my blog.

Still have a lot to go.. kinda migrated from place to place with tons of paper shit and “I'll look through it later”

Anyways!

Hahaha I think I got 1st place in this 🥇

Look how cute these little envelopes are 🥺 I wanna use em but u kno..

Frick this shit. Woodburning is like normal drawing except it takes you 10 mins to draw 1 line

What are some cool activites I can do? I already went to gym, maybe go to a park?

Any other ideas?

I hate childfree "people".

That's right fellow dramanauts, as of this month, I am now a not so proud wearer of glasses. It's probably karma for being happy I escaped my mom's genetic curse while my siblings were out there struggling. Granted the doctor said I've probably always been like that and never noticed but still. It's a very light script so I could have gone my entire life never fixing it. So I won't be like that guy in the Mummy whose glasses broke so he couldn't even see to escape Imhotep. That's been a top fear since my school days.

Also, I was always confused by the crispiness of 4k. Turns out my unaided vision is more like 1080p so that explains that....I look much hotter with the glasses though which I always knew but I didn't want to be that person wearing faux glasses before ( !fashion any thoughts on glassmaxxing?). And yes, you'll just have to take my word for it.

Anyway, thought I'd find out how many of us here are not vision chads/stacys. What's your vision like !poll_voters ?

I'm going to spend it crying, cutting, and overdosing on benzos and ambiem.

I hate that fricking abomination so much.

It's chucking hormones at itself but no no no not the vaccine, it's gonna feel ouchie and cause sniffles.

HR is processing all applicants' documents together so doing shit like taking care of its dog instead of submitting documents for the hiring process is holding all of the research team back.

It even had the audacity to be behave like a class clown while the PI is explaining the research project to us like bruh are you in middle school?

I'm gonna sabotage its training so it can't be hired, maybe look into its social mediums for other cancellable hot takes to make it unhireable.

The other night I was anxious and decided to take a shower to calm myself down. I turned on the water and stepped into the shower, only to feel something wet and fuzzy under my foot. I intially thought that it was my grandmas weird washcloth or something. But, when I went to look at it. It was a FRICKING mouse.

It ran out into the shower and scared the living shit out of me. I turned off the water, gave up on showering and went back to my bedroom. I just stood in the middle of the floor with nothing touching me because every fabric felt like mouse. I did this for a good 10 minutes. I then did as any girl should and told my dad. He took care of it by capturing and releasing it into the woods. My concern is the mouse already knows how to get into my tub and might come back. Which I should mention, how the literal frick did it get into the tub? It looked so small and unhealthly, I dont understand how it was able to climb up. I also feel some guilt about turning the water on and then stepping on it.

Anyways, should I wash with the hose out back from now on?

You can probably guess -- unwanted sexual contact by a female to a male that I'm too embarrassed to talk about.

And from the strangest of places.

I as 16.

A minor.

First job.

I was leaving work. It was about 10 or 11 o'clock at night. Nobody else in the parking lot to act as a witness, of course.

As I was walking to my car...

I saw a woman.

I hurried my pace. She maintained speed, pretending to not look at me.

I broke into a sprint. She pretended not to notice.

When I was within range of my car, I pulled out my fob and unlocked it.

I scrambled into the driver's seat and slammed the button to lock the doors.

She smugly continued in her direction.

Like, why should I as a minor have to put up with this?

Thanks for listening. It was rough to relate.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

They also had this super strong but super sweet coffee ☕ that made me crave mooooooore (🌸☆ω ☆)

And nice salad rolls

10/10

First time was for crashing my motorcycle so I was in shock with a busted collar bone and a lot of bleeding.

This time I'm sick af. It's not the coof, tested negative. Strep test a couple days ago at the urgent care was negative but the nurse just took a swab to test again.

The doc doesn't think it's mono because I don't have lymph swelling in the expected places. Plus can you even get mono twice? I already had it once like 45 years ago. So if it's not any of those things it's probably something really bad.

Oh and I figured out I can make this machine beep if I hold my breath.

Post script: It wasn't mono and the strep swab came back clean again. The doctor said I just have some nasty virus that messed up my tonsils really bad then he cut me scrips for prednisone and percs and they cut me loose.

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its time to hit the spongebob cart