So I have today off, here's what I'm doing:

1. I'm helping the mother to be (I went to a baby shower on Saturday) address and write her thank you cards. It's all bee themed stationary, it's so cute.

2. I've done some doodling, not a lot though.

3. I've had some time to read, nothing special, just one piece.

4. I might go walk around the city center and get a coffee and people watch

5. I'm going to be doing some cooking for a friend's game night. A post on that to come later.

My bad I meant to post in /h/personal

So yesterday I hanged out with a friend and he brought his new friend. A fat south East Asian that was hating everything telling non stop stories how many billions women he banged how successful he was how he was going to buy a office in center of the city on top of it non stop hatting fat people and generally acting like monkey. We went to a cultural center and he supposedly is an art student.

Like neighbor you can't be this r-slurred irl, he even was asked to leave an expo for making people uncomfortable. He was live streaming and giving comments how everything is shit.

https://rdrama.net/h/personal/post/244624/pigeons-are-surprisingly-smart-carpidgey

Previously

These frickers are really tenacious. I've been chasing them away from their attempts to reuproot my reinforced spikes recently but I was out of the house for a few days and I came back to them having built part of a nest in the small space between the wall and where the spikes start. They brought tiny branches and somehow pried them into the double sided tape attaching the spikes to the AC. Had half of three spikes loose this way and probably intended to remove them completely like they had done previously. I reapplied tape and added one spike to increase density to point where they can't even put a foot on there. But I have no more spikes and the very expensive double sided tape I bought is also running out I might have to spend more. I'm considering getting a BB gun, would cost marginally more than the double sided tape and those plastic bullets shouldn't kill them. I haven't been hearing their stupid hoots and wing flaps since I redid the work so maybe they'll get the message this time

What takes you a week to do takes me 20 minutes to undo.

When they say he's a master troll, this is unironically true. It's like he's always gaslamping and you cannot tell when he's being real at all.

The Willy Wonka bit at the end was hilarious and peak kino. And also "That's not Frank Hassle, that's Chad King, he works for me!" lmao.

Towards the end it was actually really sweet when he gave the two girls their prizes. I actually feel like he was holding back tears.

Apart from the maniacal games and trolling, which was hilarious, there was some genuine heartfelt moments.

The finale:

After that you can hear Airsoft Fatty singing outside while they're all laughing and enjoying themselves.

1. Sober up

2. Go to church

3. Play video game

4. Harass and upset at least one woman

5. Eat good meal

I've been "homeless" for like a year and a half?? But sleeping on couches at worst. I'm institutionalized even tho I fricking hate it which makes no sense but anyways.... rehabs and sober living houses where u can get kicked out instantly. Have to change my address like every month or 2 it's annoying as frick. Found a GREAT town with lots of bennies and need to register as a resident because I HAVE A PLAN instead of like living on my own and being like ???

Why this little shithole town rocks:

Cheap. Trashy but not as bad as baltimore. Kinda homey I'mma do a writeup when I get my phone back. This town is cute as shit. I met the mayor she's a ghetto black lady at a free breakfast/networking place for peeps that get out of prison. They got a pet of the week! Bruh...

Free laptop! Yeah they're just giving them away at the library (chromebooks but w/e) if you're a resident. I already have one and a chick here gave me another one so hopefully I can pawn it and go get fricked up?? j/k just sell it since 2 is enough

THEY PAY FOR SECURITY DEPOSIT AND FIRST MONTHS RENT. You know I signed up for section 8 housing list just gotta secure my residency

ALSO THEY PAY FOR A CERTIFICATION! Through a program. Forklift operator and idk other stuff havent checked it out yet cuz I'm trapped on a 1 month blackout

They just throw free money and shit here to anyone that wants/needs it it's frickin great!!

There's other programs I'm forgetting too

Plan on getting a job, then a certification while I wait for the housing list so I could still keep a place even if I lose a job for being an alcoholic bipolar failure

Anyways... this institutionalization is makin me lazy as frick tho. Pretty much just sit around and go to like 3 groups a day and an AA/NA meeting. The people around me dont help. Ah well I wrote enough dumb shit bye!

Please join me in celebrating our wonderful rdrama users, y'all are beautiful.

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Did I miss anyone? Please contribute.

Edit: goddam, there's a lot of self doxxers here...

I'm watching a movie with a scene of pretty severe bullying of his son, and it hurts him, but he does nothing. (game: guess the movie)

I would fricking hate that. i dont have a son (or daughter) but putting myself in his shoes, knowing my son was being bullied would hurt me to the core. I would go ballistic, and murder the dad (i dont murder women) for bringing that demoniac boy to surface.

Bullies get the rope.

If you have a health issue, is there the possibility that insurance will reject your claim and you will be turned into a poorcels?

Is it possible that they will reject claims that they allegedly say they cover?

So when you get sick, do you get that uncertainty that it might be the one that turns you into 500k of debt?

Or is it smooth sailing?

I feel like I'm in a sea of r-slurs online and irl. I can't stand people's r-slurred shit that I have to hear daily.

People are also lazy as frick, unpunctual and shit talkers ("yeah man we'll do this and do that" and never follows through).

I view it as me being grounded in reality, because funny enough, I don't have any apparent mental health issues, and I'm generally happy. I'm just older now and over people's dumb shit in general.

People also want their throw their r-slurred, poorly informed opinion out there like it's the only important opinion, I can't point out how flawed or r-slurred it is, because they immediately take offence and are willing to throw friendships away for it, or dox you online etc.

There is no fricking way your girl needs to make that much noise when you're having s*x. Shut the frick up. We have walls I might be able to kick through, with shoes on.

this is fricking nonsense, its foid license to make murder level noise unabated

shut your fricking hole, and your legs, and do it at your place. this is a singles block and you are not welcome here.

Edward Weston print I rescued from my sister's house. Original silver print by his son, Cole. She cut the mat to fit the cheap frame and now it's covered in sawdust and raccoon prints. Going to see what I can do to save it. I sold mine for just under $2k, so it's pretty upsetting to see it like this.

Also found this Herman Miller Eames tandem fiberglass seating section. Currently I'm going to rescue this too but I need a trailer.

And this skull:

And here I am packing up the Volvo again for the trip back.

Here's a very sweet cat named Crusty. He has a skin condition.

And here's me, unkempt, holding a pigeon.

This has been a @WootFatigue blogpost.

I'm not doing much this weekend, I'm going to a few parties

(Baby shower on Saturday, followed by a nice dinner)

I'm going to work on some quilting, and probably paint some illustrations I sketched a few weeks ago.

I'm also going to just sit down and read some one piece. I'm so close to being caught up.

Yall can have her idc

Experimenting with different needle depths using kwardron 3013RL cartridges.

Will be doing the rarity preorder next

Hello everyone, I haven't done a diet progress update in a long time because around the holidays I started getting invited to all kinds of dinners and things and started gaining weight and doing a shitty job losing it again but I'm finally getting focused on my diet again and I'm back down to overweight BMI and now I just need to motivate myself to get down to 190 so please call me a fatty and post chonker marsey at me until I break and start fasting.

Also praise to God for making me get this far and getting me back on track again.

I didn't need to poop before I went to work but after I got there I was feeling it pretty strongly. I was worried it would be one of those where you're like "oh man, this one's gonna need an entire roll of potty paper."

Anyway, I went to poop at the less busy bathroom (pooping on the clock, shit is SO cash) and it was a BIG one!

However it crowned without fuss and flowed easily, touching the water while still connected to me. It broke, but the combined length was probably 12-14 inches. It may have been bigger but part of it was inside the pipe.

Single wipe -- totally clean -- even with my work's cheap TP.

The experience left me feeling great and loosened up for a productive day, but I decided that posting on here would be a better use of my time.

Happy poops to everyone!

My pronoun is just "is."

I used to do acid and that's what and acid realization feels like. Just "is."

Title is self explanatory, I'll go first

This morning I went to work, but I had enough time to pick up a latte

It was a little foggy this morning and it was REALLY pretty

At work I did what I always do, write emails and talk to people. I got two Valentine's from different coworkers and I felt bad because I didn't bring anything for them

I doodled some.

I sold two more pieces of art! (I need to start considering selling prints at this point tbh)

I bullied neurodivergents online.

I'm gearing up to leave work and get some cake with my husband, then go to our church service.

@trainspotting Find your own e-girlfriend, loser

Tammy is my girl

Babe I'm on my way you know who you are

What is on your bucket list, both short and long term? By this I mean what would you do IMMEDIATELY if you only had months to live and what would you like to do over the course of a normal lifespan?

Short term: I was sorta faced with this back in 2016 when I had cancer. For me if it was looking particularly bad I was just going to fly to Korea to spend time with my sister/bestie who was living there at the time.

These days I'd def move in with my lovely sister but I'd also go on as many hikes and trips to natural environments as possible, maybe do some animal therapy with horses or smth. I'm low key really outdoorsy, spent my childhood exploring the ravine surrounding my house. I feel best in a forest.

Long term: for my life as a whole, I'd love to go bungee jumping. I went skydiving last year and had a blast, assume it's pretty similar. Not super into traveling but there are a couple places I'd like to go (Argentina, Africa for a safari, Scotland, Alaska/Montana kinda place). I'd like to fall in love again in this lifetime but can be happy if I don't. I think love is beautiful because it's somewhat unexpected and it's such a private experience

I am mainly posting this bc I need some ideas of cool shit to do.