!animalposters there are bugs

!grillers !boozers I had some 6.8% beers

!thin git fit or get hit

!besties I wanted to share this with you!

!tops I topped a giant peepee rock

The Downfall

It's like being sucked into the ground roughly, like being turned inside-out and seared at a white-hot temperature. It's unbearable, painful, exhausting. Your mind craves for an escape but there is none because your mind is the source of the suffering. It courses through your body, chills your bones, freezes your thoughts, and kills your happiness.

Life isn't worth living when you're in this state. Suicide feels like the only answer, being alive feels painful. You can't see two minutes into the future, it's just the agonizing present bubbling within. So what's the cure?

The Cutting

Grab a razor blade and place the cold blade on your skin. It's a quick swipe, faster than swiping a credit card. All you see is white flesh for a brief moment before the blood begins to rush. It feels so good but it hurts so bad. You deserve the pain because you are a wicked person. You're alone in this world and nobody loves you.

Fighting the Urge

Today I will not cut myself. It's only one day but it's all I can muster. I make no promises about tomorrow. I don't know if tomorrow will be better. The monster may return, the evil thoughts may possess me again, and I will have to fight the giants of misery.

There will be tears but there will be no blood.

Today I was invited to a flat interview since I am an internationalstudentcel, and one of the co-renter is a nutritionist. I was expecting an in-shape, or at most skinny-fat person. But no, she's legit 300 lb fat. How does she become a nutritionist in the first place?

P.S. I do not study in the USA or UK.

What's the worst way you've fricked up at work?

I'm not familiar enough with posting on reddit to know exactly what their rules are so sometimes I get automodded, but sometimes it's pretty funny

I've tired, I really, really have for basically 2 decades at this point and my life might have improved marginally here or there but I'm still fricked senseless and I'm starting to think about giving up. I swore to myself I never would, and even at the worst of my mental health I never once gave up but after all this time, no matter what I do, I just can't seem to do it

What do, degenerate bussy smashers?

Now I can finally experience what dying feels like

>on some coomer forum website
>some OF whore notices someone's been pirating her content and makes a post complaining about it
>half the forum are suddenly up in arms angrily simping for her

Back in the day nobody would have given a fuuuuck if someone posted a pirated porn video, but apparently current generation of internet users feel obligated to spend time defending some random porn studio.

Also discussed are other r-slurred issues like the ethics of wanking over someone's facebook pictures. Yeah let's do the right thing and send a message asking for permission first, I'm sure that will go down well

My theory is that Christianity is becoming unfashionable, but people still like to moralise and in a porn addicted 2024 a lot of that energy gets focused on camgirls and s*x workers and general coomery

Got my own place finally. I am happy about it.

Used to living in rehabs and homeless shelters where there were like 5 people at least sleeping and living with me all on top of each other

Lived like that for like 6 years. Begged an ex to come over cuz it was so weird/unsettling being alone x[

Swallowtails really really love my rhododendrons. I counted about a dozen of them working four plants at one a few weeks ago.

I expect some monarchs soon, I see a couple eggs on some milkweeds. The black and blue butterflies I'm looking forward to this year, some of them are very cobalt.

No I didn't kill them

!rottingcorpses enjoy

Don't know what to do with hedgehogs, so I left him a piece of sausage near the burrow. Now, half a day later, it is gone

@BWC elaborate

I do not like how dogs smell when they haven't had a bath recently.

I do not like dogs smell when the have had a bath recently.

I do not like the noise dogs make when they bark.

I do not like the noise dogs make when they eat.

I do not like the noise dogs make when they drink.

I do not like the noise dogs' unretractable nails make when they walk.

I do not like how dogs follow you around from room to room.

I do not like how dogs stare at everything you do.

I do not like how dogs are incapable of pooping in a designated area.

I do not like how dogs become near suicidal when you leave for a second to grab the mail.

Other than that, dogs are great!

Janny job

>pays twice as much as the healthcare job

>no special skills needed, just moderate website content

>not high stakes/no pressure

>doesnt require talking to actual people

>comfy office

>already have a job offer

>likely a dead end job

>long travel time, though I'm thinking of renting a place near there

The healthcare job

>offers to pay for med school if I work there for two years

>actually has something to do with my degree

>short travel time

>high stakes/little room for error

>facing people in distress

>in a hospital

>pays less

>still have to pass final interview on wednesday

Oh, let me put on my new show

Which one? Girls?

Yeah, it's not bad

Ew

Are you talking about the s*x? The people are kind of gross

They are disgusting looking people and the s*x is gross

I know and the one girl is really tubby and doesn't seem care about her body

I don't understand why she keeps watching it

Bought a 16gb rx580 but they sent me a 8gb version, any advice on how not to get fricked on the return (they claim they never got it back, claim it's actually as good as the 16gb ect)?

Post em boys yay I'm gonna be rich someday

Hi all! These ferns with odd flowers whose names I cannot track down were a freebie with my jasmine plant years ago. I adore the odd flowers that bloom from them, but my research has not resulted in any leads. Do any of you have any idea of what they are?

Have a good day everyone

This morning at the gym THIS MORNING AT THE GYM there was a fricking homeless guy sleeping in the men's change room and I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

I specifically joined a key fob access private gym to escape the hobocels that frequented Planet Fitness but this is somehow WORSE cos they would never sleep at PF and stink up the place.

These "people" ruin everything. Parks, plazas, restaurants, malls, the entire city center is all DISGUSTING and I have HAD IT

No context because I don't want to be doxxed by you weirdos, but yeah.

Unbeknownst to practically everyone, she would pay for a ton of personal stuff with the company credit card. We're not even talking about plausible business uses... we're talking about DoorDash to her own house, knickknacks from Etsy, clothes, and so on. She even double-dipped into her paycheck and gave herself a bonus that wasn't signed off on.

She's even more fricked because now everyone in her town knows and wants nothing to do with her. She may or may not face fraud charges but her life is basically over.

I'm going to bed happy.

Not taking it, bottom text.