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While having my morning constitution, I checked out @autodrama's morning constitution. Slim Pickens today, but I found something peculiar in the first "DAE ORANGE MAN FAN DUMB?" post after sorting by controversial. The most controversial post is made by /u/DullDude69 (he he nice lmao
). Standard maga fare about Bulmphkt draining the old swamp!
Let's take a look at our friend /u/DullDude69 shall we? After his spergout with redditors, surely he's a righteous, godly, BASED, and TRAD member of society. There is no possible way they're a degenerate loser. After all, he's got about 8K karma in 4 months...
52 years old, posted 3 months ago, two updoots, no replies...
Our protagonist works 70 hours per week to support his bedridden braphog wife. He also posted a bunch of nudes of her, check out his profile for details! Trump 2024!
AITAH for resenting my wife for not working?
His hog got fired for poor performance. She hasn't worked in 4 years. They owe $40k in back taxes. Truly our protagonist is wise enough to no do anything crazy when he owes a small fortune in taxes right?
Two words:
Finally, like all Gen X scum, all he talks about is gross s*x. However, he does share something that is a bit beyond the pale, but a common life moment in the MAGA community.
A grandmother watched me jerk off
Definitely not a degenerate loser at all. This is the man who will MAGA!
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Wtf his wife isn't even that fat for 52, and she lets him tie her up and post her butt on the internet? And he's complaining about her and cheating on her?
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There's no saving this ship, it is all down hill from here
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