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Average MAGAtard :brainletmaga:

https://old.reddit.com/r/popularopinion/comments/1az67iy/comment/krzoanz/?context=8#thing_t1_krzoanz

While having my morning constitution, I checked out @autodrama's morning constitution. Slim Pickens today, but I found something peculiar in the first "DAE ORANGE MAN FAN DUMB?" post after sorting by controversial. The most controversial post is made by /u/DullDude69 (he he nice lmao :soysnoo:). Standard maga fare about Bulmphkt draining the old swamp!

Let's take a look at our friend /u/DullDude69 shall we? After his spergout with redditors, surely he's a righteous, godly, BASED, and TRAD member of society. There is no possible way they're a degenerate loser. After all, he's got about 8K karma in 4 months...

:#marseydetective:


52 yo M seeks F for chat and…

52 years old, posted 3 months ago, two updoots, no replies...

:#marseyitsover:


It's all meaningless

Our protagonist works 70 hours per week to support his bedridden braphog wife. He also posted a bunch of nudes of her, check out his profile for details! Trump 2024!

:#marseychonkerfoidpuke:


AITAH for resenting my wife for not working?

His hog got fired for poor performance. She hasn't worked in 4 years. They owe $40k in back taxes. Truly our protagonist is wise enough to no do anything crazy when he owes a small fortune in taxes right?

:#marseysmug3:


Two words:

Peak

Poor

:#marseygangster:


Finally, like all Gen X scum, all he talks about is gross s*x. However, he does share something that is a bit beyond the pale, but a common life moment in the MAGA community.

:#marseysick:

A grandmother watched me jerk off

Definitely not a degenerate loser at all. This is the man who will MAGA!

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The duality of man

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1708882827255181.webp

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It's Sunday morning too :marseyyikes:

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Within the same minute 🤣

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I love how they think theyre in on the joke and not the marks lmao

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https://media.giphy.com/media/l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg/giphy.webp

Trans lives matter

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The rest of us are in on the troll.

:#carpxdoubt:

jokes on you i'm not r-slurred i'm just pretending

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17088791029480293.webp

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i mean...isn't that the perfect way to describe rdrama?

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i'm not pretending to be r-slurred i literally am

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Wtf his wife isn't even that fat for 52, and she lets him tie her up and post her butt on the internet? And he's complaining about her and cheating on her?

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>his wife isn't even that fat for 52

There's no saving this ship, it is all down hill from here

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Reported by:

No drama = ban

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There's like a 50 comment chain where he goes back and forth. Overruled.

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Now ur banned for ur overrule

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:#marseygiggle: :#marseyquagmire:

Good post :#marseyexcited:

Boomer coomers on reddit are so funny

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Who?

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:#yawn:

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Obviously 90% of Trump supporters are not in on the troll. It's probably more like 10%.

At the same time, I find it funny how Redditor and mainstream journoid types keep refusing to become self-aware about the fact that to the extent that people hate them, it is largely not because of their political opinions, it is because they are puritan and joyless morality police hall-monitor types who keep trying to tell everyone else how to live and what to think and are often willing to resort to authoritarian policies to force their world-views on others. Literally the stereotype of old-school conservatives, just a leftoid version.

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I unironically feel bad for him, because his life sucks. This could have been how I eventually wound up if my life had taken a different trajectory

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Was your wife kinky and letting you post her butt-plugged butt on reddit but you still kept cheating on her and whining about how she ruined your life?

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No, but she became a fatass braphog and by the time the divorce happened I didn't even want to frick her, so I probably would eventually have cheated on her if we kept going down that path. Also, I suspect that she secretly posted nudes somewhere to feel better about her disgusting body, because seeking out attention from men who have lower standards is a lot easier than putting in the work of losing weight

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>seeking out attention from men who have lower standards is a lot easier than putting in the work of losing weight

:#marseynotes:

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