Is Proletarian Jihad the way of the future?

I think we can all agree the left has grown complacent these past 4 years in the U.S. with the Biden Presidency.When we came together to defeat Donald Trump and saved the world from Fascism I think people grew way to comfortable with the idea that the Revolutionary Antifascist Party (Democrats) would protect us.I mean who doesn't love AOC?Heck, I'll admit on some harder days to hitting the booze a little to strong and donating to Sanders whispering "Our day will come" before confirming my credit card details.

But now Fascism on the verge of taking over the world again and Trump explicitly saying he was going to be a lot more mean this time around, I think we need to take off the gloves and stop being so civil with literal Hitlerites.

I've been engaging in research (watching random war footage) and discussion (Comment sections) with colleagues (Politically Extreme Schizophrenics) on the current revolutionary struggles being held around the world, and one seems to be the most valuable.

In Palestine the Communists seem to be working with Jihadists to fight Imperialism.That's when I realized that Jihadists are actually the most effective revolutionary groups at countering neo-liberal hegemony around the world.

To the benefit of everyone I have made a list of benefits that the revolutionary proletariat would gain from converting to Islam and engaging in Jihad.

1. You get the opiate of the masses (Opiates feel good)

2. No Shaving facial hair for men (Neck beard friendly)

3. Most Jihadists already know Soviet AK-47 is better than M16

4. Get to call people Islamophobic more often

5. +3 holy damage to all attacks and +2 to constitution rolls.