As America becomes richer the numbers of free gibs provided to the populace increase year on year.
The primary difference between the gibs given by the government in America and those given by the Europeans to their citizens is that the American would give a free gib to the people at x per capita income, meanwhile the European will give that same free gib to the people at 1/2 X per capita value.
In this manner the European flow of investment rises forth slower than the American model, and thus giving it too early made it difficult for the European model to be able to handle the stresses of random crisis events.
Americans ended up becoming adaptable capable of moving from job to job. Meanwhile Europeans ended up being stuck in place demanding of the government more than it could legitimately afford to give while still running a functional state that grows prosperous.
The European model gave too many freebies too early and now barely stays above the red. Meanwhile the US gives every freebie exactly when its rich enough to give it as a cheap additional expense upon the people.
The greatest lessons that the rest of the world can learn from America over Europe is the correct ratio of per capita income to net value of individual gibs ratio.
America gives just enough to make the people want to keep pushing themselves forward while still having enough to survive even if everything fails.
Europe gives enough for people to comfortably waste away if they felt like it.
The US clearly has a better system of government expenditure towards the local populace in terms of handouts.
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"Let me heal you, Kermit. I don't want you to have scars like mine," Joker's voice held a tenderness only his muppet soulmate could recognize.
"It doesn't matter," The frog snapped, "They've already won. Who cares about the scars on my face, when my so-called friends have left even deeper scars on my heart?"
Blood splattered in specs from the green one's mouth as the cuts in the sides of his mouth made it difficult for him to speak, a final red spray misting the clown prince of crimes face at Kermit's final word. The frog gave a shuddering gasp at the sight.
"Oh J, I'm so sorry, I just..." he choked on his words as a sob threatened to spill out. Joker brushed away his lover's quickly forming tears with his thumb.
"Shhh, shhh, I got you my little froggy, I don't mind a little blood, see?" He leaned back with a comforting smile on his white-painted face.
Joker ensured his cool composure would not slip in front of his amphibious amour lest he upset him further. Humming Kermit's favorite song, Rainbow Connections, Joker readied the disinfectant for the lacerations on his little muppet face.
Humming, smiling, comforting, all hiding away the rage that twisted and boiled inside him. Fozzy will die for what he's done to my Kermit. And Gonzo. Rizzo too, that traitorous rat, he vowed to himself.
Kermit's bleeding was slowed by the gauze. The disinfectant was ready. The gloves snapped over Joker's hands at the exact moment something darker snapped in his mind.
It's time for The Muppets to meet their end on the muppet show tonight.
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At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having read it. May God have mercy on your soul.
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