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They're all liars. They've shrunk them here in Bongland.

i don't think it's a lie tho

i'm pretty sure snickers, and most candy bars, are smaller than they used to be.

The outlet stated that the confectionery company also said they planned to replace or eliminate all candy bar sizes which contained over 250 calories by the end of 2013. According to NPR, downsizing from the then standard two ounce and 280 calorie Snicker bars to a 250 calorie bar represented an 11 percent shrink.

https://www.mashed.com/248242/snickers-bars-changed-and-you-probably-never-noticed/

here's an 80s bar to a current bar

here's a list of 10 that are smaller than they used to be

https://planetradio.co.uk/hits-radio/lifestyle/online/chocolate-bars-which-have-changed-size/

THIS IS BIDENOMICS!

they've definitely reduced the size lmao.

>walk into gas station or grocery store

>17 different sizes of snickers bars available from 89 cents to $2.40 theres even a 3 pounder around christmas time

This neighbor is seriously confused. Candy and soda is the only thing that hasnt hyperinflated and thats because its evil

I went on a trip recently and wanted to be a fatass, so I got a specific brand of chocolate chip cookies I can't get where I live for nostalgia since I haven't had them in a long time. Bruh not only did the price skyrocket, they shrunk them from 500g to 300g - it was ridiculous how small these things were. I actually got triggered and showed my mom since she used to buy these for me as a kid occasionally lol.

It's weird because shrinkflation is 100% a real thing. But he could have used a real example.

Over the past couple decades I've seen "half gallon" tubs of ice cream steadily decrease in size, for example. I think now they're 3/8ths of a gallon?

He makes up weird shit all the time. It's a thing with him.

Idk if he actually said Snickers or not

I remember him talking about that shit it was about how potato chip bags are half air or whatever

People were calling it snackflation and it was kind of a meme but also true at the same time. It was only half serious.

It's kind of r-slurred if out of all the shit, that's what people are going to take issue with

Shrinkflation is super common, bad luck singling out the one product that actually didn't do it

Unironically I think Biden is doing a pretty solid job. He was dealt a shit hand and his administration played it about as well as possible.

The economy could be better, but the US is outperforming Europe and Asia, and it's certainly not the disaster nightmare recession so many people were screaming about.

He managed the pandemic decently, accelerated the vax rollout and re-opened the country, even over objections from the crazy leftoid zero-covid doomers.

He's skillfully and narrowly gotten a couple big bills through Congress: the CHIPS act, the infrastructure bill and the IRA bill are all big pieces of legislation that shift American industrial policy in favor of domestic production and supports local blue collar workers.

He got the frick out of Afghanistan, which was a shitshow but needed to happen. He sacked up and did something difficult that none of his predecessors had the guts to do.

He and his team tried pretty hard to stop Russia from invading Ukraine, even overruling the intelligence community to make an unusually public show of their data on the invasion. It would have been easy for Putin to go, "lmao, just a training exercise" and turn around and make Biden look stupid, but then he would also have averted the full scale war.

He has worked to show support for Israel as a close ally while also restraining them and sparing the Palestinians, even to the point of airdropping aid directly in the face of Israeli obstruction. For this, Bibi has shat in his face and angry college leftoids are trying hard to hand the election to Trump. Anyone who thinks he's fricked up the Israel/Palestine thing, I'm v curious what you would do differently.

my parents think he's perfectly fine and his stroke-like sentences are "just his stutter", with an implication i was being disparaging of people with mild disabilities.

Biden is pretty dramapilled, i'd ride with him if not for the sneedgularity when trump wins.

/r/politics maybe?, tho even the astroturfing has started to weaken recently given the schism in the leftoid activist movement due to Paleians.

Pizzashill's saving grace is that he doesn't participate in that corny "dark brandon" forced meme.

Not a good look when your only fan is a suicidal warehouse r-slur.

/r/destiny loves Biden.

Pizzashill is more r-slurred than the rest of us combined

Nobody voted for Biden. They voted against Trump.

Biden lookin like he about to tell me how many lights there are

They stare into the what-was, eyes like pilot lights, guttering and spent, as the realities of their world continue on around them.

Are you Jewish?

Probably why he blew past everyone question regardless of content and repeated lines that didn't make sense when they sound related

That's going to be his debate performance too, hopped up autopilot Joe

Same. I wanna see like 90 million votes too. But if I had to guess, Trump will win in a storied fashion. Which will cause zoomers to sign up for the military to go die for Israel. Calling it now

Biden is the accelerationism choice

Nuclear