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  • forgor : As much as you?
  • Lv95_Slime : Explain to me the difference between a "coach" and a slave driver, I'll wait..

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https://x.com/jessesingal/status/1850637457978544481

!chuds !trump2024 :marseyemojilaugh:

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https://inthesetimes.com/article/walz-harris-trump-coach-football

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"Football requires conformity, which usually leads to close-mindedness," explained the first player we spoke to. "Football requires internalizing and hiding of personal needs, which leads to the demonization of things like vulnerability, seeking help, and advocating for self and others. Football requires physical aggression and the dampening of emotional vulnerability … unless it is rage and violence."

This is maybe literally the greatest article I've ever read.

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How do you even be vulnerable around rage and violence?

"Dog don't you ever feel like stomping one of those cute twink linemen's faces in the dirt?

:iknowthatfeelbro: "Dude tell me about it. Wanna play smear the queer on the nose tackle next play?"

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"Smear the queer" was an important part of adolescent development and the zoomers would be far better off if they got the shit smacked out of them earlier in life then got back up, dusted themselves off, and returned the favor :marseyboomer:

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We had to tackle the quarterback. It's called 'sacking'. Honestly, that's the name for it? Can you imagine? Freud would have a word with you about that!

And you know what? The quarterback never did anything to me. He's not my enemy. He's just a cog. Red versus blue. Green versus yellow. Black versus white. It's all so scripted, all so contrived, all so predictable.

My enemy is not the quarterback, and I am not his enemy. The enemy is capitalism. It's the fat cats. It's my dad. I didn't want to play football; my dad wanted to, but his body is frail and broken, so I fill the vicarious role.

Frick you, Dad. Frick you, Dad. Frick you, Dad.

And frick you, Bush. Fricking war criminal.

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Was this written by an AI? Cause football players are no way that eloquent about this stupid sport.

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the dampening of emotional vulnerability

They did a screen pass, which I think was their way of opening up to me, but I had to close myself off. How can I achieve a level of intimacy with the other team?

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if you want them to love you, play prevent all game on every down :marseyshrug:

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