Josh Allen runs a mean pick 6 when his teams behind in the 4th

The newspaper says it, I believe it.

must have been the water coordinator judging from can run a mean pick 6

This is insanely ignorant lol is it ragebait?

defensive coordinator for the football team at Mankato West High School

You fricking stupid?

No no, you remind them of the hot teachers in their late 20's/early 30's who weren't completely jaded about their career choice

Was this written by an AI? Cause football players are no way that eloquent about this stupid sport.

How do you even be vulnerable around rage and violence?

"Dog don't you ever feel like stomping one of those cute twink linemen's faces in the dirt?

"Dude tell me about it. Wanna play smear the queer on the nose tackle next play?"

the dampening of emotional vulnerability

They did a screen pass, which I think was their way of opening up to me, but I had to close myself off. How can I achieve a level of intimacy with the other team?

>player

mine wouldn't let me play just because my hand was broke.

also one year in high school our coach left to coach the rival team so the students section came up with a chant that has stuck in my head for years

HEY rival school name GO BACK TO THE STICKS. YER COACH IS A TRAITOR, YER TEAM IS ALL HICKS.

we were the town school. they were the country school.

good times.

Mine was bulky with a receding hairline and a non-nonsense attitude. The kind of guy who would probably be shredded if not for the copious amount of beer and red meat I assume he consumed every day.

He was also detested by the other teachers for refusing to strike with the rest of them. And when they did strike, he would yell at them to get back to work and call them bums every day.

He was a good man lol.

Mine got me out of detentions so I didn't miss training.

Mine had bulky manlet phenotype. Very masculine face, always wearing small sports sunglasses, flat top haircut. Cool dude.

Run a lap fatty

I didn't play football, but the assistant football coach had to teach classes in order to have a job at the school. So they had him teach s*x ed. The worst possible choice. This guy was the exact opposite of Buzzcut from Beavis and Butthead.

He could barely bring himself to say these words out loud. His face would get all red and he would start stammering. I've never met anyone less suited for that job. But hey, he's the assistant football coach so we gotta find a way to pay him.

Different football (Aussie) but he used to tell us to use our perennial vision, and that pain was just weakness leaving the body. Rolled around with a 50-pack or two of ciggies in his sleeves too.

i never had a stereotypical coach at any level, but my hs coach was weird af. he was an sec lineman who got old and fat. he had several fat rolls on the back of his neck. he used to carry around 2 liters of dr pepper like they were bottles of water. he literally told us to rub dirt on injuries. that part was as stereotypical as it gets.

Being a Democrat is always bad vibes. You could win the Presidency plus House and Senate and a week or two later you're already doom scrolling and posting about how the country fricking sucks

Democrats are always cringe losers.

Only a Trump campaign, though, can call all Indians smelly call center fricks; and Puerto Ricans garbage c*m rags; call them that, and not be expected to lose everything.

Goddarn just give me a candidate, literally any fricking candidate. Just one. Give me back Joe Biden, frick.

brutal

They did?

The amount of open Trump support I see in a city like SF is kind of wild. Just this morning I saw a guy walking down the street in a MAGA hat. That would have been unthinkable 4 years ago.