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HAHAHAHAHAHAH CAN RUN A MEAN PICK 6? HOLY SHIT WHY DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THIS DUDE WAS A FOOTBALL COACH? :xd:

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Josh Allen runs a mean pick 6 when his teams behind in the 4th

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Buffalo Bill of the Carolina Reapers sure is a grand slam! When you're behind in the fourth down and need a lay-up to get enough goals for par, Buffalo Bill reminds you that Coach Walz needs you to go to the polls! Or as the real pigskinny goes: pogo to the water polos!!!

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@pizzashill your boy wasn't even a coach, he was a coordinator

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must have been the water coordinator judging from :quote: can run a mean pick 6 :quote:

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This is insanely ignorant lol is it ragebait?

defensive coordinator for the football team at Mankato West High School

You fricking stupid?

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I sometimes wonder how much the football coach stereotype is real

:marseyburger: s rise up and tell me your experiences with the HS football coach

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mine wouldn't let me play just because my hand was broke. :hmph:

also one year in high school our coach left to coach the rival team so the students section came up with a chant that has stuck in my head for years

HEY rival school name GO BACK TO THE STICKS. YER COACH IS A TRAITOR, YER TEAM IS ALL HICKS.

we were the :quote: town :quote: school. they were the :quote: country :quote: school.

good times.

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Mine got me out of detentions so I didn't miss training.

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Mine had bulky manlet phenotype. Very masculine face, always wearing small sports sunglasses, flat top haircut. Cool dude.

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Mine was a jacked manlet with a lisp and crazy eyes

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Mine was bulky with a receding hairline and a non-nonsense attitude. The kind of guy who would probably be shredded if not for the copious amount of beer and red meat I assume he consumed every day.

He was also detested by the other teachers for refusing to strike with the rest of them. And when they did strike, he would yell at them to get back to work and call them bums every day.

He was a good man lol.

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>they don't need a coach they need a teacher.

Ah yes teachers, young men's favorite authority figures. Remind them of the foids that spent 12 years scolding and nagging them that will win their vote

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No no, you remind them of the hot teachers in their late 20's/early 30's who weren't completely jaded about their career choice

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Trump's gonna win

I don't wanna jinx :jinxthinkerhesright: it but the vibes I'm picking up from (D)s are downright abysmal lately


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Being a Democrat is always bad vibes. You could win the Presidency plus House and Senate and a week or two later you're already doom scrolling and posting about how the country fricking sucks

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Democrats are always cringe losers.

Only a Trump campaign, though, can call all Indians smelly call center fricks; and Puerto Ricans garbage c*m rags.

Goddarn just gone me a candidate, literally any fricking candidate. Just one. Give me back Joe Biden, frick.

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Pick 6 is also horse-racing lingo, where you try to pick the winners of 6 consecutive races. I could totally believe AOC has spent afternoons at Aqueduct and Belmont before.

By which I mean she looks like a horse.

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"Football requires conformity, which usually leads to close-mindedness," explained the first player we spoke to. "Football requires internalizing and hiding of personal needs, which leads to the demonization of things like vulnerability, seeking help, and advocating for self and others. Football requires physical aggression and the dampening of emotional vulnerability … unless it is rage and violence."

This is maybe literally the greatest article I've ever read.

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How do you even be vulnerable around rage and violence?

"Dog don't you ever feel like stomping one of those cute twink linemen's faces in the dirt?

:iknowthatfeelbro: "Dude tell me about it. Wanna play smear the queer on the nose tackle next play?"

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We had to tackle the quarterback. It's called 'sacking'. Honestly, that's the name for it? Can you imagine? Freud would have a word with you about that!

And you know what? The quarterback never did anything to me. He's not my enemy. He's just a cog. Red versus blue. Green versus yellow. Black versus white. It's all so scripted, all so contrived, all so predictable.

My enemy is not the quarterback, and I am not his enemy. The enemy is capitalism. It's the fat cats. It's my dad. I didn't want to play football; my dad wanted to, but his body is frail and broken, so I fill the vicarious role.

Frick you, Dad. Frick you, Dad. Frick you, Dad.

And frick you, Bush. Fricking war criminal.

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where both elected officials had 0 points.

Goddarn chuds acting like these two didn't demonstrate a masterful defense game.

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Trump's gunna win. How do I know? Here's a bunch of literal whos on Twitter saying as such.

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The amount of open Trump support I see in a city like SF is kind of wild. Just this morning I saw a guy walking down the street in a MAGA hat. That would have been unthinkable 4 years ago.

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