DACA DECLARED ILLEGAL. LAKEN RILEY ACT PASSES SENATE NO AMNESTY. :marseyhappening:

DACA: https://archive.is/nrcb2

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/republicans-laken-riley-act-trump-first-legislative-win-hurdles-rcna187928

Total Turnstyle Jumper death returning to the House, expected to pass

Trump had to not only prove that immigration wins him elections in 2016 but that immigrants also win him elections in 2024 to finally pass a hardline immigration bill :marseyemojilaugh:

You best start believing in !project2025 Miss Libtard, YOU'RE IN ONE!!! :#marseymagahat:

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if you're here illegally literally just don't commit crimes lmao

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It's so obvious. Same goes w/ people here on green cards or visas tbh. If you're a foreign national you should really follow the rules.

It's not at all uncommon for otherwise minor crimes to torpedo your immigration efforts in other countries, it's not special if we do that here.

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:marseyhmm: nobody ever pitched me on the fringe benefits of a lucrative life of crime :marseyscaredpolice: if I took the citizenship test...

white extinction is long overdue but not as overdue as comprehensive immigration :marseyabbott: reform that burgers :marseyflagtennessee: have been peepeeing around on for the last two decades

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I knew someone who got stuck on green card for decade or two because he can't stop getting caught for DUI.

Some people just have poor self-control, that they can't even stay on good behavior until they are in the clear.

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For comparison, if you have a DUI on your record, you are literally banned from Canada. Like you can't even go there as a tourist to travel.

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Isn't it usually the case that you have to frick up multiple times or pretty severely to have an actual DUI on your record? I've heard there are like a million diversion and delayed prosecution programs.

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Yeah they usually get pled down to a wet and reckless or reckless driving on the first offense, or there's diversion programs where you go to a shitload if classes and they get expunged but it's expensive. There are usually Vet courts that do the same for combat vets who frick up. Usually with a Judge that was in the military, too. One judge sentenced a vet to a night in jail for noncompliance and then showed up that night to spend the night with him since the guy had PTSD.

https://abc7chicago.com/judge-sentences-war-veteran-spends-the-night-in-jail/1304335/

You only get hit hard after multiple frickups or if you kill someone.

Still one of those things that's best not to do too much.

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Still one of those things that's best not to do too much.

Oh, for sure, just pointing out that what Canada has banned is functionally a lot fewer people than "anyone caught with > 0.08 blood driving."

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This happened to a guy I worked with in Vermont. It was only like a 90 minute drive to Montreal and he wasn't allowed to go anymore lol.

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What a bunch of cute twinks

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Good thing I have 4 passports and 0 DUIs

I got room to work

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When I was younger, a close friend of mine was on a work visa for a ridiculously long time (like 10-12 years) just because of dumb lawyers making mistakes with his paperwork and the ordinary incompetence and glacial speed of the federal government. He used to drink and drive all the time. I kept warning him they were going to kick him out of the country if he got a DUI but he never got caught so who the frick knows.

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>When I was younger, a close friend of mine was on a work visa for a ridiculously long time (like 10-12 years) just because of dumb lawyers making mistakes with his paperwork and the ordinary incompetence and glacial speed of the federal government.

IIRC that's just a tactic companies use to keep people on a leash. They could've got him a proper visa if they actually wanted to.

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He came to the same conclusion at some point and changed lawyers.

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They weren't his own lawyers?

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The lawyer for the place he worked was handling his green card app for a number of years, then he had to go outside the company and hire his own once he decided he didn't trust what the in-house guy was doing.

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Impossible. Their mere presence is a crime.

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only do one illegal thing at a time

It's timeless wisdom

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That's what makes them American, they don't give a frick about foreign country's laws.

:#marseysaluteusa: :#marseykneel:

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A shame really because your presence should be a crime if anything, cute twink

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:#marseyseethetalking:

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shut up :marseytrain:

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@AnnoyinTheGoyim c'mon, say more about how people who leave messages like this unprompted are pathetic :marseylaying:

:marseysmirk2: !cuteandvalid !nonchuds

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Did you forgot to change accounts?

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You're a bit slow today, so I'll be nice and just outright tell you that I'm making fun of you. your messages are " :marseyseethetalking: " and even you admit it, when you see it coming from somewhere else

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What are you talking about? You're not making much sense.

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Lmbo, don't you actually have a stink ditch?

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No it's not. Being in the US without status is not a crime otherwise criminal protections would kick in when they are detained, making it administrative rather than criminal is why they don't have automatic right to counsel and why they can be detained indefinitely without a hearing.

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Wigger prophets

Jump the turnstiles, never pay the toll

Doo-wa diddy and busted with the pre-roll

Customs jailed me over an herb seed

Don't rat on your boy over some rat weed

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It's just the "don't do more than one crime at the same time" principle writ large.

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/unjerk but the problem is the rslurred US law system where a thousand things are illegal but under the disgression of the police and DAs to actually enforce it. There are even hundreds of city ordinances, or even state laws, that are blatantly unconstitutional but would require a challenge in a higher court system (e.g. the r-sluro state judge that convicted Trump)

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But this isn't just people convicted of crimes, it's also for people arrested. I get that most people who are arrested probably did something wrong, but it just feels like we ought to actually make the government prove its case first.

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>Brandeis University

Had to dig a little to out this crypto Jew, but there it is.

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>hyphenated surname

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His whole profile screams bagel muncher but Brandeis put him beyond any reasonable doubt.

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'Melnick' didn't?

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Unironically fricking :marseytom: over the Dreamers would :marseymid: be monumentally unjust. Not only because they were brought to the US without their own choice, but because they have trusted ICE and provided their details to the government. So to repay that trust with deportation would :marseymid: extraordinarily r-slured by the US government.

I assume they will do it, because the DACA list is a big easy list of illegals to round :marseychonkmaxx: up, as opposed :marseybeandefiant: to actual criminals who would :marseymid: be hard to find.

White extinction is long overdue

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Not only because they were brought to the US without their own choice, but because they have trusted ICE and provided their details to the government.

:#pepebreakdance:

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Didn't say it was your problem, said it was unjust.

Does it have to become your problem?

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If Central Americans were lighter skinned, fair haired, taller, and decently attractive on the whole I might care about the injustice :shrug:

Some small portion I assume are attractive, and they would have my sympathy

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>dreamers

You mean anchor babies

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anchor baby is a nickname for full and unconditional natural born United States citizens with parents that are not citizens. They can be President.

Dreamers are illegal immigrants that got brought over as very young children or babies, that need to go through an immigration process to become citizens. They can never be president.

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Send them back.

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Is it because the cutoff has to be somewhere and they're just on the wrong side of it? Either way you feel about Dreamers they shouldn't be the first out.

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It's because they are easy targets. Why should you wait to deport people who will actually comply?

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Because I don't want a slot going to Ahmed, down the line, when it could have gone to someone that was raised in America instead

My line of thinking isn't "are immigrants wanted right now? ", it's "will you ever want immigrants again, for any reason, ever". And if the question to the latter is "yes ", they are worth more than Qatari billionaires

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Just so I'm clear, when I have a baby will my baby become an anchor for my boat? :marseydolphin:

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HAHAHAHAHAHA GET FRICKED BEANSPROUTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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any reddit sneed?

i need it

:#marseyjunkie:

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not much even on /r/politics

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/search?q=laken&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on&sort=new&t=all

mostly just sneeding about the democrats who voted for it

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IF WE DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE IT, IT DOESN'T EXIST

:#smugjak:

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There's an /r/DACA where they're all blackpilling

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:marseythanks: i think

from a random thread in that sub

It's going to get real ugly for everyone. This is not going to end well

not for me bb /u/Proof-Pollution454 bc i'm a legal citizen here :marseywholesome:

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How do leftists pretend government cant do anything after they locked down the entire world for years over a flu

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... because they didn't? They issued guidelines and local authorities and businesses and individuals followed them for their own health? (or not, no one wore masks properly)

I'm sure the CDC can tell the unauthorized :marsey403: immigrants :marseyabbott: to go home and they'll do it. :marseyclueless:

White extinction is long overdue.

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I forget about other countries but here our shops were legally forced into using the vax app scanner. Police roamed businesses to check for compliance, entire trucks spew cleaning supplies across the whole street at night, trying to 'eradicate' the virus lol (would be fun to be blasted with liters of cleaning supplies if you decided to exit your house on banned hours)

Eventually they decided to follow 'EU guidance' and ban us from all shops, even for grocerices. But mysteriously cancelled that rule the next day.

Anyway that's how I got radicalized. Funny it all happened because I saw the rona vax had headaches as a side effect and I was suffering migraines at the time so the main reason I didn't take it was i was worried about double headache problems.. for a virus I already had and got better in 2 days from :marseydepressed:

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Human :marseycatbert2: rights :marseyavalanche: end where :marseydrama: national :marseyhomohitler: collapse begins.

They let the illegals in. It didn't work. Things kept getting worse.

So now legals only.

Trans lives matter too jews.

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Pendulum is at peak chud. Will be swinging back any moment now and when it does...ooooooh gurl.

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There havent even been any minority gassings yet tho?

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CHUDS HAVE HAD ENOUGH! ITS OUR TURN!

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This is really fricking gay

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:wao#wbased:

black lives matter

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:chudcheers: :chudheartwarming: :chudba:


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Trump 1 was the weakest president on immigration since LBJ.

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"Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role."

Snapshots:

https://archive.is/nrcb2:

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/republicans-laken-riley-act-trump-first-legislative-win-hurdles-rcna187928:

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