DACA: https://archive.is/nrcb2
Total Turnstyle Jumper death returning to the House, expected to pass
Trump had to not only prove that immigration wins him elections in 2016 but that immigrants also win him elections in 2024 to finally pass a hardline immigration bill 
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if you're here illegally literally just don't commit crimes lmao
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Impossible. Their mere presence is a crime.
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That's what makes them American, they don't give a frick about foreign country's laws.
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It's timeless wisdom
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A shame really because your presence should be a crime if anything, cute twink
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shut up
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Did you forgot to change accounts?
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You're a bit slow today, so I'll be nice and just outright tell you that I'm making fun of you. your messages are "
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What are you talking about? You're not making much sense.
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Lmbo, don't you actually have a stink ditch?
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No it's not. Being in the US without status is not a crime otherwise criminal protections would kick in when they are detained, making it administrative rather than criminal is why they don't have automatic right to counsel and why they can be detained indefinitely without a hearing.
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It's so obvious. Same goes w/ people here on green cards or visas tbh. If you're a foreign national you should really follow the rules.
It's not at all uncommon for otherwise minor crimes to torpedo your immigration efforts in other countries, it's not special if we do that here.
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white extinction is long overdue but not as overdue as comprehensive immigration
reform that burgers 
have been peepeeing around on for the last two decades
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I knew someone who got stuck on green card for decade or two because he can't stop getting caught for DUI.
Some people just have poor self-control, that they can't even stay on good behavior until they are in the clear.
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For comparison, if you have a DUI on your record, you are literally banned from Canada. Like you can't even go there as a tourist to travel.
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Isn't it usually the case that you have to frick up multiple times or pretty severely to have an actual DUI on your record? I've heard there are like a million diversion and delayed prosecution programs.
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Yeah they usually get pled down to a wet and reckless or reckless driving on the first offense, or there's diversion programs where you go to a shitload if classes and they get expunged but it's expensive. There are usually Vet courts that do the same for combat vets who frick up. Usually with a Judge that was in the military, too. One judge sentenced a vet to a night in jail for noncompliance and then showed up that night to spend the night with him since the guy had PTSD.
https://abc7chicago.com/judge-sentences-war-veteran-spends-the-night-in-jail/1304335/
You only get hit hard after multiple frickups or if you kill someone.
Still one of those things that's best not to do too much.
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Oh, for sure, just pointing out that what Canada has banned is functionally a lot fewer people than "anyone caught with > 0.08 blood driving."
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This happened to a guy I worked with in Vermont. It was only like a 90 minute drive to Montreal and he wasn't allowed to go anymore lol.
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What a bunch of cute twinks
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Good thing I have 4 passports and 0 DUIs
I got room to work
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When I was younger, a close friend of mine was on a work visa for a ridiculously long time (like 10-12 years) just because of dumb lawyers making mistakes with his paperwork and the ordinary incompetence and glacial speed of the federal government. He used to drink and drive all the time. I kept warning him they were going to kick him out of the country if he got a DUI but he never got caught so who the frick knows.
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IIRC that's just a tactic companies use to keep people on a leash. They could've got him a proper visa if they actually wanted to.
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He came to the same conclusion at some point and changed lawyers.
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They weren't his own lawyers?
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The lawyer for the place he worked was handling his green card app for a number of years, then he had to go outside the company and hire his own once he decided he didn't trust what the in-house guy was doing.
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Wigger prophets
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It's just the "don't do more than one crime at the same time" principle writ large.
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/unjerk but the problem is the rslurred US law system where a thousand things are illegal but under the disgression of the police and DAs to actually enforce it. There are even hundreds of city ordinances, or even state laws, that are blatantly unconstitutional but would require a challenge in a higher court system (e.g. the r-sluro state judge that convicted Trump)
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But this isn't just people convicted of crimes, it's also for people arrested. I get that most people who are arrested probably did something wrong, but it just feels like we ought to actually make the government prove its case first.
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