Or at least the best outcome I could come up with.

Can you do better?

I don't believe in the lord lil bro. Keep following a fictional book, may aswell view Batman comics as real life at this point.

Three disgruntled visitors are suing the National Park Service (NPS) over its policy to only accept card payments for entrance to some of its sites.

Looks like Chicago's progressive groups and the CORE crime syndicate aren't the only ones excited with Chuy Garcia's reelection.

Here, gang members openly tote banned firearms as they take to the streets to celebrate Chuy's return to office. pic.twitter.com/nb9K6YHoTB

— Chicago Contrarian (@ChicagoContrar1) March 20, 2024

!chiraqis

MAGA hasbara out in full force today to try spin their orange calf & leader's dangerous, reckless remarks at his unhinged rally where the Jan 6 insurrectionists and traitors were praised. He also said some immigrants weren't human. Used words like "bloodbath." Very fine people.

— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) March 17, 2024

It was like an antisemitic conspiracy theory that became real and suddenly it disappeared from everywhere. I wonder why

"I don't know if he's serious," President Biden tells me when I asked if he expects to debate Donald Trump ahead of the 2024 election. "I don't know if he's serious."

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) March 17, 2024

for !chuds

Ana and Cenk explaining how the CIA doesn’t do bad stuff anymore. pic.twitter.com/jXVyo1455z

— Aaron (@_Aaron_448) March 12, 2024

In Opinion

Donald Trump is obsessed with “the deep state.” We went on a road trip across the U.S. to find the people behind this scary-sounding entity. Turns out, they’re kind of awesome.

Watch: https://t.co/Qr9gS0QdV8

— The New York Times (@nytimes) March 19, 2024

I think we can all agree the left has grown complacent these past 4 years in the U.S. with the Biden Presidency.When we came together to defeat Donald Trump and saved the world from Fascism I think people grew way to comfortable with the idea that the Revolutionary Antifascist Party (Democrats) would protect us.I mean who doesn't love AOC?Heck, I'll admit on some harder days to hitting the booze a little to strong and donating to Sanders whispering "Our day will come" before confirming my credit card details.

But now Fascism on the verge of taking over the world again and Trump explicitly saying he was going to be a lot more mean this time around, I think we need to take off the gloves and stop being so civil with literal Hitlerites.

I've been engaging in research (watching random war footage) and discussion (Comment sections) with colleagues (Politically Extreme Schizophrenics) on the current revolutionary struggles being held around the world, and one seems to be the most valuable.

In Palestine the Communists seem to be working with Jihadists to fight Imperialism.That's when I realized that Jihadists are actually the most effective revolutionary groups at countering neo-liberal hegemony around the world.

To the benefit of everyone I have made a list of benefits that the revolutionary proletariat would gain from converting to Islam and engaging in Jihad.

1. You get the opiate of the masses (Opiates feel good)

2. No Shaving facial hair for men (Neck beard friendly)

3. Most Jihadists already know Soviet AK-47 is better than M16

4. Get to call people Islamophobic more often

5. +3 holy damage to all attacks and +2 to constitution rolls.

KBJ doubles down: “My biggest concern is that your view has the First Amendment hamstringing the government in significant ways.”

That is, quite literally, the entire point of the First Amendment—of the entire Bill of Rights. pic.twitter.com/gWMCaHDG1W

— System Update (@SystemUpdate_) March 18, 2024

PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON (@Billclinton)

READ UP ON THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/presidents/william-j-clinton/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton

https://www.britannica.com/biography/Bill-Clinton

>b-but Bill hasn't done anything!!!

https://millercenter.org/president/bill-clinton/key-events

>Longest economic expansion in America's history

>More than 22 million new jobs

>Highest homeownership in American history

>Lowest unemployment rate in 30 years

>Raised education standards

>Largest expansion of college opportunity since the GI bill

>Connected 95% of schools to the internet

>Lowest crime rate in 26 years

>100,000 more police in America's streets

>Enacted most sweeping gun safety legislation in a generation

>Family and Medical Leave Act for more than 20 million Americans

>Smallest welfare rolls in 32 years

>Higher incomes at all levels

>Lowest poverty rate in 20 years

>Deactivated more than 1,700 nuclear warheads from the former Soviet Union

and much more...

What are your hopes for Bill's future?

Has Bill done a good job in protecting America?

How are you enjoying the Clinton administration so far?

DONATE TO BILL AND HILLARY'S FOUNDATION:

https://www.clintonfoundation.org/support-us/?form=donate

THREAD THEME:

!neolibs

What he actually said:

China now is building a couple of massive plants where they're going to build the cars in Mexico and think, they think, that they're going to sell those cars into the United States with no tax at the border. Let me you something to China, if you're listening President Xi and you and I are friends, but he understands the way I deal. Those big monster car manufacturing plants that you're building in Mexico right now and you think you're going to get that, you're going to not hire Americans and you're going to sell the cars to us? No. We're going to put a 100% tariff on every single car that comes across the line, and you're not going be able to sell those cars. If i get elected. Now, if I don't get elected, it's going to be a bloodbath for the whole -- that's gonna be the least of it. It's going to be a bloodbath for the country. That will be the least of it.

Protectionist trade policies are fascism, sweaty.

Reportmaxxing opportunities:

Then someone needs to eliminate *rump

He needs a tight, straight jacket and his mouth gorilla glued shut

More like a dirt nap.

It will be his blood

A bloodbath when his head explodes.

Other threads:

https://old.reddit.com/r/conservativeterrorism/comments/1bgjg4s/trump_bloodbath_trump_warns_bloodbath_if_biden/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1bgk2x7/trump_says_there_will_be_a_bloodbath_and/

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1bgjs73/trump_promises_there_will_be_bloodbath_for_the/

https://old.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1bgfwgc/the_violent_j6_style_rhetoric_is_starting_i/

!reportmaxxers

I want that poster dead because he's stealing oxygen and food that could support a dog or three.