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Ok, Iโm done with him for tonight! pic.twitter.com/UtnrnvrRLj
— Ryan Shead (@RyanShead) September 16, 2024
Proceeds to get clowned by every rightoid smugposter on the block:
And of course a few armchair political observers devastated by the culture war:
Now a comp of quote tweets, in no particular order:
>Leave my candidaterino alone !
Our dearest south-east asian macaque comes to add his scoop to the pile:
Anyway, besides a couple of level-headed takes about how the frick do you bulletproof a school, it's mostly a bunch of chuds huffing their own farts anymore. A day ending in -y in the culture war front.
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Bulletproofing the school would be pointless. It's not like the school shooters shoot from outside in but get into the building and go class to class. You'd want to bulletproof the children instead.
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This is EXACTLY what I was saying the other day about alpha emitters being a more dangerous kind of fallout than gamma emmitters.
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Ready for his first day of kindergarten!
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My purpose in life was to die in Germany in WW3. That's (unironically) what I was thinking about in kindergarten. But yeah, some whiny white woman feels uncomfortable because of a TV show. We should reorganize our entire fricking society to cater to her.
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Now instead of Germany, can I offer you chance to live out your dream in South China Sea?
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That is an extremely interesting question. My neighbor Arnold Hendrick designed it to be a system that other people could plug into. There were incredibly fascinating things going on around the world. China and especially Korea.
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You could just go to Germany and kill a bunch of politicians, anon
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I'll be giving my kiddo a zweihander too
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Just shoot your children with small caliber rounds when they are young, so they can build up an immunity to larger rounds
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Strongman have ridiculously thick skin and you could too if you took roads and worked out all day
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It would be badass if life worked like a martial arts movie and you could just train on increasingly large bullets until your skin was impenetrable and you could pluck bullets out of the air with chopsticks
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A lot of "school shootings" are literally someone firing on people or inanimate objects on school grounds, sometimes when the shooter isn't even on school grounds and outside school hours. If they only counted people who come to school and shoot a bunch of students, you'd hardly have any school shootings at all.
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Yeah this is one of those issues where they technically are school shootings by virtue of occurring on or near school property but hardly anyone considers gangbangers shooting at each other by the field track at 8 PM to be a "school shooting".
IIRC the deadliest school shooting in my state was pretty much from four non student gangbangers shooting each other on the edge of a school parking lot lol.
https://everytownresearch.org/maps/gunfire-on-school-grounds/
Everytown, which is Michael Bloomberg's gun grabber organization pretty much openly admits it.
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Unfortunately by virtue of taking these groups at face value many people do consider those school shootings. And IME if confronted with the reality of it just dig their heels in.
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Same goes with counting 18-19 year olds as child victims of gun violence (large pop of gang bangers)
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Yeah, it's mostly gangbangers shooting each other and if you're not a criminal or hanging out with them you're quite safe.
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Last time I looked at the list of 20 "school shootings" this year it was:
13x: altercation leads to 1+ injured
3x: random non student shot in parking lot
2x: misfire / shot self in foot
1x: random gunfire hits school
1x: actual school shooting
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Oh thank god, wouldnt want those stats to be distorted or unreliable!
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https://nces.ed.gov/programs/digest/d19/tables/dt19_228.13.asp
Tldr, of 733 shootings at K-12 schools:
184 escalation of argument
83 Gang-related
98 accidental discharge
76 suicide
33 domestic dispute with targeted victim
34 indiscriminate shooting ("school shooting")
14 robbery
8 angry over grades or suspension
14 murder
14 bullying
10 mental health episode
18 hostage standoff
17 officer-involved-shooting
10 vandalism
0 targeted for race
11 illegal drugs
2 self-defense
If your goal is suicide-by-cop, an armed standoff at a school is a good way to get it
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Attach bombs to the children so that when one gets shot he takes out the shooter automatically
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Lmao I don't think guns are melee weapons bb
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Just use bigger bombs
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Popping them like zits
@Grue stand with israel
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Why bulletproof them when you can simply arm the children? Offence is the best defence.
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Some do
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if all the kids had adamantium skeletons we wouldnt be talking about "gun-control" and focuaed on real issues.
!slots290
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giant bulletproof vest is already proven to work
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These people don't actually give a darn it's just their fav 'guns rbad' talking point.
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