Thinking of doing the eat-every-other-day diet

Of all the people (and "people") who use this site, carp's posts are the ones that fill me with the most dread. Why? Because every fricking time this shithead posts anything it's completely arbitrary whether he's serious or not. It could be about anything, have any written tone, any subject matter, political slant - anything, and every single time you'd be better off trying to predict the seriousness of the post by flipping a coin and calling it than by conducting any sort of serious analysis. And when even a SINGLE person loses the coin flip, out of the dozens that respond, he then goes on to post shit like this, sneeding about synthetic meta-drama for the umptillionth time that week.