Vice tried to make a sympathy piece about reintegrating sex offenders into society and it ended with this lol pic.twitter.com/5ZDJSXzbSQ
— fullmetal (@jenbrained) September 28, 2022
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Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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The followup from the producer lol
https://twitter.com/jeffebesos/status/1575134407706361862?s=46
“Ashif is a complex person, and this is part of his complexity.”
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do white women ever get tired of being r-slurred?
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just sip some wine, take a xan and do it all over again tomorrow
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Darn this journo should be made Brandon’s new press secretary with that spin
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The Ashif + Hunter 2024 Dream Team.
Their first campaign add is just them Eiffel towering Lauren Boebert
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I hope she doesn’t actually believe what shes saying. I’m thinking the other producers or director threatened her or something
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Sigma S*x Offenderset
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Bro do you think she was dressed like that when she met him?
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No, she was wearing a potato sack, but he still thought she was hot.
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This is why all men should be in prison.
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After this post Joan sent me a picture of his peepee.
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Classic scrote behaviour
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Lucky, back in the day you had to give him 5000 upvotes for the privilege
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Dunno, Aishef Shaffer sounds pretty foreign
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I remember getting deep into the weeds on Vice like 4 years ago and concluding they've always been a Potemkin Village operation to defraud investors, probably if they have traffic figures they consciously hire fake Chinese clickfarms or some shit. Despite some of their video content over the years being okay. I'm sure their value has actually tanked now, but it was always kind of obvious.
Like how many years did you read Reddit? How many "Vice" stories were linked to on innocuous subs like say, /r/movies or /r/news?
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I wonder if that applies to the Jan 6 insurrectionists or if rehabilitation and reintegration goes out the window in that case and then it’s all about maximizing punishment and humiliation (all should be the latter).
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they should imprison the masterminds not the foot soldiers, and for treason not trespassing. If they can't prove treason let them go.
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This made me literally laugh out loud
@Transgender_spez
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I seriously miss the old Vice when they would send a random white dude to Africa to interview people huffing tar fumes, but this is pretty funny
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Man is just proud of his dong we’ve all been there
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Bunch of soy boys in here lack the grindset.
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Ain't nothing stopping Asheeeeesh from whippin that peepee out. Past jail time be darned!
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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need a black coomer marsey
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All blacks are coomers tbh they just make it look cool
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Pretty sure this is Ashif:
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As the phrase that I had coined goes: If I cannot join them, I will rise above them; and if I cannot rise above them, I will destroy them. I've been trying to join and be accepted among the beautiful, popular people all my life, but it was to no avail. They have always treated me like scum. Girls have always deemed me unworthy of their love and s*x. I tried to overthrow them by gaining wealth at a young age, from trying to come up with invention ideas, to contemplating writing an epic story, and finally to trying to win the lottery. At this point, the prospect of overthrowing them seemed hopeless. The final solution to triumph over my enemies was to destroy them, to carry out my Day of Retribution, to exact my ultimate and devastating vengeance against all of the popular young people who never accepted me, and against all women for rejecting me and starving me of love and s*x.
Snapshots:
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ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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