US highway system appreciation post

Oh?? You need to go to a town 50 miles away and don't have much time? No problem fam, you can go like 80 mph before a cop even GIVES A SHIT. That highway isn't anywhere near you??? Babe, you're so silly. They all connect and we can get you from A to B in record time, nw. Just listen to Siri and take exit 279B.

And those big scary trucks?? They aren't allowed in the fast lane. 😎 We even post cute safety messages on light up billboards so you don't forget to buckle up (the government cares about you, you don't need God).

God bless the US interstate highway system (especially the Stevenson Expressway) and God bless America.

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95% of city planners stop just one lane before solving traffic congestion forever.

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Please, just one more lane bro. Just one more, please bro. I just need one more lane. https://i.rdrama.net/images/16922180491445606.webp

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double decker highways :marseychefkiss:

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I want to meet and [redacted] the r-slurred engineer behind Minnesota.

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Yeah no that's fine, we don't need a runout of any type where 494 and 94 merge. Just let 494's slow lane merge with 94's fast lane. The loaded semis, Somalians doing 54, and Rowdies doing 90 can negotiate this juuust fine.

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Lane-lets will tell you this is enough. SMH

:#marseydisagree:

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"I used to suck peepee for on-ramps!"

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Quadruple carriageway.

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Is this some bike cuck meme?

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"Bike cuck" read: not an Amerifat

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Lol imagine riding around on a bicycle like a child.

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Sausage fingers typed this.

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Fiscally Left :cheers: Socially Right

:unicorn: Nonfiction = Fiction :mummy: Fiction = Nonfiction :!unicorn:

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Take a shower sweaty.

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if you don't bicycle everywhere like an r-slured person you're fat

Lmao i have free time to do actual exercise because i don't have to bike everywhere.

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