last week I felt the impulse to throw a beer bottle against the store wall
an inner voice said I needed to do it, or I'd be forever a slave
because impulse for impulse sake breaks the chains of other affects
what's the point? that's the point.
I am 
but swerving into a group of schoolchildren might be more freeing
(not a fedpost)
Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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What is more noble !r-slurs? To be born neurotypical or to resist your autism through great effort?
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Resisting Autism is more noble because you are fighting your nature and that is the mark of nobility, to be the greater man. A normal person is just following their programming and doing nothing outstanding, they are simply following their preset routine. The autist, the autist at any moment could disturb that, could inflict discomfort and pain by following their nature, they have the ability to afflict the normal people but they choose not to despite their immense power.
Autism IS my Superpower
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That's the cross I must bear to keep society turning. I expect my Medal of Freedom to come someday
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To be born nuerotypical, it's not my fault if you chose to be a sperg while developing
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My inner voice is telling I should have s*x with hot women
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I won't apologize for being straight
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You don't have to. Just feel bad about it.
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The mandatory reeducation camps will fix you
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How about you become the hot woman instead?
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Unless you're missing a (male) you should get that checked out
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Have you tried conversion therapy?
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WRONG
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Domesticated animal
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Humanity lies in the middle. Conscious decision making
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Rationality is built on irrationality and if you study it closely, you'll find its source
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YES YES YES YES YES YOU GET IT YOUVE FOUND IT IM NOT INSANE WELL OKAY YES I AM BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS TOO
FRICKING THANK YOU
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Only way to truly be free is with the flip of a coin !coinboys Coinflip:
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heads I'm free tails I'm a slave Coinflip:
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edge and we are on the path to nirvana Coinflip:
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one day, my friend Coinflip:
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one day !slots117 Coinflip:
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C'est l'appelle du vide.
The only problem is I haven't gotten it near cliffs or semi trucks lately.
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I always get it on cliffs, it's like a well of power for that inner voice.
Also way back I really thought everyone gets this feel, so I mentioned it to my mom when we were talking. I don't think my reputation ever recovered since that day and I suspect she believes I'm on the spectrum now
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I get it even on the second floor of buildings. Any place where it's possible to jump and break a few bones.
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I have screamed at the top of my lungs in the middle of the night before because I had to or forever be a slave. I do stuff like this often, but usually its stuff that will generally not have consequences so perhaps I am still a slave regardless.
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You should do it wearing a fursuit to really show the universe your existential dread
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I don't really know what's going on here but I am in support of everyone in this thread.
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They're talking about losing to the imp of the perverse. They're just trying to frame it as some sort of triumph.
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not it but borders
anyway ty fr
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I think neighbor's talking about people's inner monolog.
https://www.verywellmind.com/does-everyone-have-an-inner-monologue-6831748
Some people don't have one going on and most don't "say" anything this extreme.
He may also just be r-slurred.
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monologue may be a precondition but I'm not talking just about the monologue
I'm talking about the intrusive impulse to prove your own free will by anti-social or destructive acts, when there is no desire to do them besides this proof.
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OK, that is r-slurred.
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exactly
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free will is a psyop
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GTFO atheistard
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Cope, free will is a logical impossibility even if you have your made up "soul"
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By rejecting free will you also discredit your own statement, because after all it's not you then who independently came to this conclusion, but it is rather a predetermined reaction that was always meant to happen
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Least r-slurred free will believer
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I actually get epiphanies like this while driving which force me to swerve onto incoming traffic
Also I'm pretty sure everyone gets the urge to jump from a cliff once you stand on top of it
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I wanted to do this but i don't live in cucked west so i would get my butt beat by the store employees.
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I have to admit that I sometimes get the urge to hurt people, but in the past I've always sublimated it pretty well through BDSM-type stuff. I enjoy hurting people and I will never be ashamed of this. If God didn't want me to hurt people then why would he make so many of them worthless narcissistic buttholes?
As I get older, I've had more difficulty finding hot foids who are into BDSM, so I sublimate my urge to hurt people by spreading infohazards that have the potential to cause mass death. This is really smart because in the best case scenario I'll become famous and can find lots of hot foids to have kinky s*x with, so I can sublimate my sadistic tendencies safely with consenting adults. And in the worst case scenario, I'm still sublimating my destructive impulses by hurting lots of self-centered buttholes in a way that's totally legal.
I honestly feel slightly bad for people who get these weird antisocial urges that they are unable to control. I feel lucky that all of my antisocial urges are pretty easily manageable via sublimation.
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!moidmoment sirscrotesalot has been watching too much porn y'all
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Sounds like his ex wife escaped being a future
kink accident
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I can see Aevann on the witness stand in the future
I dunno, man. I just made a place for r-slurs to shit post and
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No, it's true. When you're famous (or infamous), they just let do it, so the most effective way to find hookups is to just try and get famous (or infamous) ASAP
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It depends, sometimes I listen to actions, sometimes I don't. The times I don't are probably for the better for... reasons
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kitty
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I get any such urges out of way online by being mean or disrupting online spaces for no reason than I can.
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My impulses are mainly lets booze cruise and shout kill the neighbors. Pysch wards arent that bad. Ive come home with a few girlfriends lol. Ive learned impulse control.
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Couldn't you also prove your free will by doing something benevolent and pro-social on impulse like pick up some litter or take out your phone and donate to a good charity
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I wish to subject this anon to the gom jabbar
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