okay how common is this guys [poll]

last week I felt the impulse to throw a beer bottle against the store wall

an inner voice said I needed to do it, or I'd be forever a slave

because impulse for impulse sake breaks the chains of other affects

what's the point? that's the point.

I am :marseycracka:

but swerving into a group of schoolchildren might be more freeing

(not a fedpost)

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I have to admit that I sometimes get the urge to hurt people, but in the past I've always sublimated it pretty well through BDSM-type stuff. I enjoy hurting people and I will never be ashamed of this. If God didn't want me to hurt people then why would he make so many of them worthless narcissistic buttholes?

As I get older, I've had more difficulty finding hot foids who are into BDSM, so I sublimate my urge to hurt people by spreading infohazards that have the potential to cause mass death. This is really smart because in the best case scenario I'll become famous and can find lots of hot foids to have kinky s*x with, so I can sublimate my sadistic tendencies safely with consenting adults. And in the worst case scenario, I'm still sublimating my destructive impulses by hurting lots of self-centered buttholes in a way that's totally legal.

I honestly feel slightly bad for people who get these weird antisocial urges that they are unable to control. I feel lucky that all of my antisocial urges are pretty easily manageable via sublimation.

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This is really smart because in the best case scenario I'll become famous and can find lots of hot foids to have kinky s*x with

!moidmoment sirscrotesalot has been watching too much porn y'all

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>I love hurting others

Sounds like his ex wife escaped being a future :marseyfortuneteller: kink accident

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I can see Aevann on the witness stand in the future :marseyfortuneteller:

:marseysuit: Sir, what can you tell us about sirpingsalot's activity on your...uh, "homoerotic gossip website for feline enthusiasts?"

I dunno, man. I just made a place for r-slurs to shit post and :marseyairquotes: pretend :marseyairquotes: to be gay :marseyclueless:

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No, it's true. When you're famous (or infamous), they just let do it, so the most effective way to find hookups is to just try and get famous (or infamous) ASAP

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