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Europe is finally doing something about the flood of illegals destroying their countries

https://www.axios.com/2023/10/20/europe-travel-requirements-2025-etias

by requiring Americans, Canadians and bongs to get approval (but it super isn't a visa no really it's different see how it's not called a visa see see see) before coming.

The European Council says the new system will improve internal security, help prevent illegal immigration, and reduce public health risks.

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It's smug redditor move

>Oh you're against immigration, you want stronger borders. OK

>What? You want open borders for white tourists now? Better let in a billion brown people

:#soysnoo:

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From what I've heard you do it online and most people will be authorized within minutes. It's just retaliation because Amerikkka introduced something similar for Eurocel travelers

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Preferring to live in Burgerstan makes sense but I have no idea why euros or anyone else would want to visit here. What is it foreigners want to see in the US????


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The national parks for nature lovers, NY/LA/Bay Area/New Orleans/Miami for hustle & bustlecels, Disney World for families or stunted adults, Minneapolis for Somalians, perhaps even Texas or Florida or DC for Ameriboos

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Minneapolis for Somalians

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I think they they mostly go to NYC, LA (maybe San Fran too) and Disney World lol

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National parks

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We have quite literally :marseyme: some of the best and most accessible nature :marseybutterfly: areas in the world :marseyww1french2:

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The giant sequoias look really cool, I'd like to see those sometime.

Anyways the nature is fricked here, there really isn't any place of actual wilderness you could get lost in because everything's developed, roads everywhere, cottages left and right, massive agricultural fields etc. Best you could do are national parks, but even then they aren't immune to these things. Working the land for 2000+ years will do that to you I guess, so that's one reason.

Then I also know there are many soys who would take a pilgrimage to sites of cultural significance like :soyjackwow: Broadway or :soyjackwow: Twin Towers or :soyjackwow: Statue of Liberty or :soyjackwow: Hollywood and all that crap, but that's not really my thing

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Because they're just almost as addicted to media as Burgers are and want to see all the heckin' spots from movies and shows like Friends and Marvel.

>Oh my gosh NYC Times Square, the Statue of Liberty from heckin Ghostbusterinos!!!!!

(Idk what they would call it in Dago or Frog, maybe Acchiappa Fantasmi or something r-slurred like that)

:marseysoylentgrin::soysnoo::bigsmilesoyjak::soysnoo5::soyjakdancing2::soyjakdancing:

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Anyone who unironically wants to go to Times Square deserves to be scammed by the neighbors in spiderman costumes that prowl around there lookin for easy marks (European Tourists)

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Two of my classmates got scammed out of 500 USD by some taxi driver in New York lol. Charged them that much for a 10km ride, they had slipped away from the class group to go sight seeing on their own.

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Grand Canyon

Alaska

Myrtle Beach

Hawaii

Gatlinburg

The list of American wonders is extensive

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All the bongs vacation in Florida to experience sunlight.

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Unironically they want to see the desert and ghost towns

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You truly are r-slurred.

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I think Australia started e-visas in like 2018 and Canada/UK is doing them too . They were always going to be a thing

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/r/AmerExit on suicide watch

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:marseychuddance:

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The cutest Marsey - other than the note taking one :marseynotes:

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that sub still going? shouldn't they all have left by now :mars!eysmug2:

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It's just tit-for-tat for ESTA.

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I don't understand. This doesn't look like a nightmare. Why are EU bureaucrats so smug and thin skinned?

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The UK is doing it too with the ETA. And the rest of CANZUK have similar systems in place as well. For the EU the main thing was the annoyance over the fee it takes to apply getting jacked up to further fund the US' tourism and travel promoter.

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finally no more burgers

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>like we won't have a company set up to do this for you in 6 months

Lol

Also isn't tourism basically Portugals economy


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With a few exceptions most of Western Europe's economy is tourism or provincial regional offices of American corporations.

Somalis selling knock off luxury bags outside tourist traps is another big sector.

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>t. r-slurred

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Le cope

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total tourist death

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Frog and scorpion

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:marseyme#:

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If only

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Well it's already too late for Portugal, you already have a city's worth of burgers :marseysmug2:

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Somehow knowing you're a euro makes me dislike you less. You can't help it

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Burgers actually spend money and prop up the entire continent you're welcome :marseysaluteusa:

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Thought you lived in Brazil

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:#marseyxd:

I love that Brazilians have mogged Portugal like the US has done to the British :marseyqueen:


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To be fair, Brazil was the seat of the empire for a while in 1808.

That's like them moving the seat of the British empire to Northern Virginia.

They're controlled from there (“special relationship”) but not officially.

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£7 for 3 years of validity, it's half the price of ESTA and lasts twice as long.

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£7 for 3 years of validity

:#marseypooner:

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So the same price PPP adjusted?

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As a European, my greatest nightmare is that one day I might wake up surrounded by people that hate sparkling water

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I converted one of my homes to have sparkling on tap. Worth it, and the bidet experience is :marseychefkiss:

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Shit seltzer is not what I wanted to imagine today :soysnoo:

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Sparking water is great, only over sugared Amerifats disagree.

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Have you tried just drinking water? Like without the impurities that European engineering is incapable of removing

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it's bitter and disgusting :marseyindignant:

the 500g of sugar in soder is what makes it drinkable

this is why America won.

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Imagine how r-slurred youd have to be to actually want to live in europe when youre from the best country on the planet. Can't fault europe for not wanting those kinds of people

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Its the Americans that are the problem.

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Good.

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What public health risks come with immigration? Pooping not in the lou?

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According to recent news on swedistan, bombings and unprecedented gun violence :marseyww1german2:

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:#marseysmughips:

Euros can't have gun violence :marseybardfinn: since they banned :marseyban: guns silly :marseybikechainincident:


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Burgers have done this exact same thing for like a decade or more.

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My god the eu is a heck organization

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he knows

he warned against use of biometrics too, see the Apocalypse of John

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This naturally follows from the European move to become more independent of the Anglosphere.

If anyone paid attention to how the continents are separated in the Cyberpunk Genre, you know the 100ft Wall separating Europe and Asia is coming in another 100 years.

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