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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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I want my body to be exposed and my bones to be eaten by Lamergeiers!
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It's all clay around here, so I guess that's what I'm getting buried in.
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I want to be encased in concrete and sunk as part of one of those artificial reefs.
I wanna know I'm goin home
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I want my body to be dropped from high enough above a political building that I splatter and leave blood everywhere
Even if it means pressurizing my body with CO2 carts suck up my butt
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Bury me in smoke
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because singapore is land scarce everyone gets cremated lmao
was an interesting experience exhuming my grandfather for that
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I had nyewer even cwonsidered that befwore, I live in the middwal of the US, we have pwenty of buriwl space.
Pwost life studies would be swo cwoowl
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I had no memories of him so it was cool in a morbid way when we dug him up and his face was still quite preserved so it was kinda my first time seeing him IRL lol
IIRC it was almost three decades after he passed so it was quite
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I'd want my body rendered into white phosphorous and used on bullet tips that would be used to assassinate tyrants
It sounds badass and that way I'd be feared long after my death, as a symbolic spear of fire used to start revolutions
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My instructions are to be entombed in a shed out in the country with all my stuff. Like a latter day pharaoh.
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Bury me on a hill top in Alaska. Pzl
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Ok as wong as the hiwwtwop dwoesn't have permafwost
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I want to be cremated and my ashes sold as a fertility agent in southeast asia.
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High aspirations
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I'm gonna die on a poo encrusted couch while shitposting on https://rdrama.net in 2045
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Go big or go home
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I say this as a feminist ally
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What cwowwor would the pwoo be
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chestnut with hints of cinnamon
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Delightfuwwy descwiptive
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Loam sounds super comfy.
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@NewYearNewBussy say this as a feminist ally but when asked this question @NewYearNewBussy told her @NewYearNewBussy is trying too figure out which feels the most like tits. Water logged loam comes somewhat closest.
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Admittedwy yes, woam swounds gwate.
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I stan Sandy Loam
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A paag's kitty
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@NewYearNewBussy say this as a feminist ally while @NewYearNewBussy may be a white supremacist but if @NewYearNewBussy see a nice looking Asian @NewYearNewBussy's bloodline bout too become a riceline
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I can't even be mad, we've been divorced fwor a whwowal 10 minyutes
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Obviously I say this as a feminist ally
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What
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U're NYASTY
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Like you don't love a nice muscular butt I say this as a feminist ally
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I think sandy loam sounds really peaceful but also kind of like a stripper name
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I can't unsee it
I'll doodle what I think a stripper named loam looks like, give me a business day
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I feww like I knyow that mwovie and it's gwoing two bug mwe
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It's Top Gun
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sigh
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Big Lebowski
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@NewYearNewBussy say this as a feminist ally kill all boomers. @NewYearNewBussy is going too bury you in sand
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Did u actually marry a zoomer?
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@NewYearNewBussy say this as a feminist ally but @NewYearNewBussy mean by some definitions so is I. Should @NewYearNewBussy have married older ?makes it harder too manipulate them if you do
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General rule is '95-'10 are Zoomoids
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.... I dwon't knyow if this can gwo on.
I married a rewl man, nyot a feminyist awwy.
We're thwough
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I say this as a feminist ally
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