it came out of my butt and fell into the potty 
i just took the fattest, smelliest shit in my life AMA
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I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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op be like
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Size isnt everything. Was it an easy wipe afterward? If not you may need more/higher quality
fiber. Take care of your butt and your butt will take care of you.
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That isn't your stomach growling, it's applauding.
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I'm pretty
sure I've got some kind of long-term cycle with pooping but I need to gather data and I don't.
Basically, I shit once per day in the morning. It's a good shit. No complaints.
But once every month or so, I do a super
shit where, despite 
not eating 
any more than usual in the run up, I will just shit and shit and shit.
It'll begin like a normal
shit, but then there's more and it gets sloppier and sloppier and there's about 5 shits worth of shit in the potty. Like a complete evacuation of my colon.
And it stinks really
bad.
Last time this happened, I weighed 4lbs less the next morning.
What I think
is happening 
is that regular 
pooping isn't enough 
and some of it clings to the side of the large 
intestine on its way through. Whether by natural processes or some sort of dietary changes I'm not aware 
of, something 
causes the backlog to be evacuated maybe once it reaches a certain mass that overwhelms the adhesion to the intestine and that's the phenomenon I'm experiencing.
Anyone else relate?
I'm not complaining btw.
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Sounds like somethings making you're small intestines empty out too since it's changing in water content and smelling worse. if it's happening every month it could line up with you're period, maybe? Could just be hormones. When did you start having this monthly megashit?
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Lmao thanks for the thoughtful response you mong.
I've nooticed it since I started watching
my diet more about 10 years ago so thought 
it might just be due to eating 
less shit. But that also correlates to when I started testosterone 
so could actually 
be 100% a remnant of periods. Hadn't considered that.
Have a
for helping me understand my pooping habits.
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It's your HRT kicking in and makes you super valid once a month
(plop)
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I had a whey protein after the gym and then a doctor
pepper 
after breakfast 
last week and I shidded so hard I broke a sweat 
and almost went home from work.
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I went on a bender during the first
few weeks 
of the coof lockdown and couldn't eat for two days. The first 
food i ate afterwards was some fried 
chicken 
and that night 
i was on the potty 
sweating 
and dizzy. Almost passed out.
I quit drinking
after that. Didn't quit fried 
chicken.
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i have as well
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Easy there julius
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